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Jew Daycare

Any employment of a woman in the workforce.
Andy: Jane, nice to see you how are the kids?

Jane: Good!They're in Jew daycare during the week while I slave away for the man.
by Bikewasstolen June 22, 2025
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White Power Jew

You always say how you hate the jew
But they sell records for less than you
We're gonna blow the whistle on you
Because you're a white power jew

White power jew white power jew
You're the parasite, israelite
We won't give cash to you, white power jew
You try to brainwash us to think you're great
But you sell your stuff at a ridiculous rate
Your markups are a jewish amount
All you care about's your bank account

White power jew white power jew
You're the parasite, israelite

We won't give cash to you, white power jew
You always say how you hate the jew
But they sell records for less than you
We're gonna blow the whistle on you
Because you're a white power jew
White power jew white power jew
You're the parasite, israelite

We won't give cash to you, white power jew!
by Gothic Miscreant October 21, 2023
mugGet the White Power Jewmug.

jew glomp

The act in which anyone aggressively jumps on money.
Did you see that dude jew glomp that quarter?
by Anal_Assassin May 7, 2018
mugGet the jew glompmug.

Jew Tunnel

Tunnel in NYC excavated by the Chabad-Lubavitch synagogue for unknown purposes which have baby strollers and suspicious stained mattresses in them.
Mike: "I swear I'm hearing someone speaking Yiddish under my apartment..."
Fred: "It's the Jew Tunnel."
by bahnum12 January 11, 2024
mugGet the Jew Tunnelmug.

Tunnel Jew

Jerry Curl Jews who were so jealous the Muslims were making tunnels, they they decided to make their own under NYC. Typically they are against the support of Israel and rumored to support human trafficking.
“DUDE!! I’m not crazy! At night I can hear Yiddish under my living room floor. It has to be the Tunnel Jews”
by Pet_My_Chia January 20, 2024
mugGet the Tunnel Jewmug.

NN Jew

A no name jew, used to piss people off in CS:GO Hack vs Hack.
Get tapped you NN Jew!
by venuts February 11, 2022
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