Jack 'n' cock

A play on words for Jack 'n' Coke

Meaning someone is so intoxicated that they will do homosexual acts. Usually related to someone getting so drunk on Jack Daniel's whiskey (other beverages will do) that they're willing to fuck another guy or be fucked by another guy.

Usually this is applied to homos-in-denial who just can't comprehend they like dick, so they get that little drunken push to prove they're gay since being drunk can show your true beliefs.

Hey bro, I got my roommate so drunk last night, that I got some jack 'n' cock.

by TheWingedHussars February 11, 2018

good n' fucked

When you are totally and completely fucked.

Man, you are good n' fucked now!

That garage should be named good n' fucked. "bring yo car on down to good n' fucked! If it ain't fucked up when you leaves, bring it on back and we'll fuck it up some mo!"

good n fucked goodnfucked good and fucked goodandfucked fucked fucked over cheated robbed

by Dagubment May 1, 2016

break n ditch

Breaking something by accident and then either hiding the evidence or fleeing the scene.

I accidentally broke one of my wife's really nice dishes last night. Fortunately, we had a dinner party going on so I just pulled a break n ditch and denied I knew anything about it.

or

My friend was downtown the other night and leaned too hard into a plate glass window on Main Street and it busted on her! She went for a break n ditch. Who could blame her, she works there!

by MTJMZ August 7, 2009

shits n' pieces

They type of shit that comes out in bits and pieces rather than in a single bolus. To qualify as a shits n' pieces encounter requires a minimum of five trips to the bathroom in a given day.

That bean salad was great last night but it came out in shits n' pieces all day today.

by Drooster January 17, 2007

Fork n Knife

If you don't want to swear during a time when you are under duress, then use this phrase to express your angry/disappointed emotions.

John Smith: I left the dog outside in the rain.
Joe Bloggs: Fork n knife...Why?

by Gurtek the Destroyer August 20, 2009

Jack n' Jack

Masturbating while eating food from Jack in the Box (preferably those shitty tacos.)

James: Hey bro, you doing anything this Saturday?
Julio: Probably gonna get baked and then Jack n' Jack.

by SlapShaft February 4, 2017

Stratos 'n chill

Snorting coke off of a butt.

Hey Sally care to join me in the toilets for some Stratos 'n chill

by Branned January 3, 2017