The scars / burn marks which one receives on their wrist or forearm from attempting to jam too large a piece of firewood into a small wood stove.
If you already have 5 wood burner tattoos before Christmas you should either drink less or cut your firewood smaller.
by Definerofdefinitions October 04, 2023
by heynzen December 30, 2019
The "Canadian Wood Hump" is a unknown sex position used by not many. It starts where two Canadians get a log a lot of lube and use a catapult to anally penetrate the log into the ass, Then sculpture it into a wood statue therefore crushing the male/female who got penetrated by the wood.
by Canadian Wood Hump February 08, 2021
The shittiest grammar school in orpington. The teachers just want u to get good grades and don’t care abt nth else.
The windows literally have locks to stop people jumping out and half the teachers r racist or pedophiles.
The year 7’s think they’re hard, the year 9’s are insufferable and a certain year 13 is the biggest fucking snitch and we all hate her.
The uniform is even worse with it only being alright in 10 and 11 despite the girls determination to get their skirts higher than their Fanny’s and obsession with vapes.
Half the six formers are weird lesbo art kids or Asian stalkers and the rest are olaves rejects who think they’re hard.
But hey, at least we’re not as bad as Darrick wood, just please stop dying your hair bright red. It looks horrible
The windows literally have locks to stop people jumping out and half the teachers r racist or pedophiles.
The year 7’s think they’re hard, the year 9’s are insufferable and a certain year 13 is the biggest fucking snitch and we all hate her.
The uniform is even worse with it only being alright in 10 and 11 despite the girls determination to get their skirts higher than their Fanny’s and obsession with vapes.
Half the six formers are weird lesbo art kids or Asian stalkers and the rest are olaves rejects who think they’re hard.
But hey, at least we’re not as bad as Darrick wood, just please stop dying your hair bright red. It looks horrible
Darrick kid 1: oi fam what are those red green and black tings innit
Darrick kid 2: they’re from newstead wood innit fam
Darrick kid 1: shit fam better hide the red hair dye and vapes
Darrick kid 2: they’re from newstead wood innit fam
Darrick kid 1: shit fam better hide the red hair dye and vapes
by Fuck this school xoxo March 03, 2024
by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? December 21, 2023
"Hey, logan wanna go to Japan, yes , wanna vlog? Yes, look dead body let's touch it- Japanese Haunted Woods
by A × c = b ÷ 41 <1000 = yes February 08, 2020
Bro 1: Yea that girl I hooked up with last night was a witch of the wood
Bro 2: I still get no bitches.
Bro 2: I still get no bitches.
by Devious_Spaghet March 23, 2022