Uncle Klit

Uncle Klit is a deity that is over 300 years old. He has a talent in giving the best advices and making your day better with his sense of humor.

I send a text to uncle klit and he made my day

by anonymous November 20, 2021

uncle you wanna fuck

A hot person who happens to be an uncle who you would like to have relations with

Jadon is very attractive and just happens to be an uncle you wanna fuck ,and I would like to have relations with him and show him my angle dog

by Uilf September 26, 2022

Uncle's Neck

A CURSE WORD(verb)
when you cant find a good word to curse
Angry at someone(noun)

Why did you UNCLE'S NECK did you do that!

by SunButNotSon September 7, 2019

Indian uncle burn

It’s when your Indian uncle grabs your cock and chafes the tip of it on him beard stubble

Hey man I heard Liam was giving Indian uncle burn to his nephew the other night

by connels a fag January 18, 2025

Uncle Sam Special

While giving a person anal, you rob their pockets of all their money.

I gave her the old uncle sam special.

by Plutarchheavensbee62 October 2, 2023

Mr uncle

A really old bald substitute or teacher

Dawg Mr uncle called Evil jordan baldy's mom for sneezing

by surVIV(E)al November 10, 2025

Uncle

Another way of calling someone a homie or bro.

Stop smoking uncle, that's not good for you!

by Elcnu October 8, 2025