twisted turkey

When one some twists their nuts so the penis is on the bottom of your sac and squeeze them moderately and yell “twisted turkey

Aye yo bro do I twisted turkey

by Bigvernindahouse June 11, 2018

Turkey Tanned

The appearance of a person, usually of some kind of celebrity or someone that believes themself of social standing or influence that has used tanning products or tanning beds to the extent that they have a roast turkey-like skin appearance.

"Joe Bidden has a cracking turkey tan."

"They were Turkey tanned as fuck."

by Celiamolestrangler September 29, 2022

Green turkey

To fart while lifting your leg spreading your booty

I’m bout to rip a green turkey watch out

by Jutbutt June 10, 2018

turkey

a large bird that once chased Kelly down a street or something of the sort.

shit theres a turkey chasing me about to kill me

by sendtoepicsma January 6, 2023

Pepper turkey

The act of ejaculating and or throwing terds on a females breast during sex.

"Dude my girl asked for a pepper turkey , I'm the luckiest guy alive"

by 1149omirp May 23, 2016

buttering the turkey

When you rub a girls clitoris so hard until a butter like substance comes out of her vagina, you then take that substance and rub it all over her bum and lick it off like a thanksgiving dinner. :)

Damn man, I was with Jessica last night buttering the turkey all night long.

by BussANut November 30, 2018

Crankshaft-Walter Turkey

Anything to do with a cranky old man from the Flint Michigan area

That old Turkey is such a cranky old grouch! He is just like Walter off of Jeff Dunhams act. That old cuss is such a Crankshaft-Walter Turkey!

by Walter-Turkey February 12, 2010