Turkey dance

When a man is naked, and thrusts his hips, forward and backward, so his cock and balls slap his ass and stomach, and make weird noises.

Right before my husband got into bed he started doing the turkey dance.

by 1991basspro August 30, 2018

Quad Turkey

When you got a thick large dookie in the queue . A dump so fat, it might blow the O ring on the way out.

1. Damn bro, I gotta get home ASAP! Needa dump this quad turkey. 2. Brooo I gotta shit so bad! Think this one’s a quad turkey!

by Quad Turkey August 31, 2022

Turkey Dildo

A douche canoe who doesn’t respond to mating calls needs to be fucked hard by a turkey dildo.

That bitch hasn’t responded to any of my texts, what a turkey dildo.

by Chimp-Arm May 3, 2024

Turkey

A project or product that is trying to be all things to all people, and in the process has lost its effectiveness. Typically overcomplicated, has too many shareholders, overtime, and over budget.

NASA can't get back to the moon because every new mission is a turkey.

by Soupersonic September 13, 2023

Turkey Fisting

Fisting someone with your thumb up.

Brian: Bruh, I got so pissed at this guy I seriously considered turkey fisting this mofo

by Sidnelobster August 7, 2014

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by SuicideForest101 November 25, 2020

turkey

A complete dumbass

John said he gon go cut up in traffic knowing the police hot right now.
He ah turkey

by kuzoes October 18, 2023