Only trees should wear wood

The tree-hugger's equivalent of the endangered-animal-species advocate's "only elephants should wear ivory" saying. Hear, hear!

Nowadays there are plenty of "alternative" materials we can use instead of pulp-fiber in the production of lumber, paper, etc.... only trees should wear wood; we need them --- along with the plankton in the ocean --- for creating our planet's oxygen.

by QuacksO November 17, 2018

Thanksgiving Tree

A Christmas tree that is put up way too early, Mainly near Thanksgiving

Wow Disney put up their Thanksgiving Tree Again

by JazzToast November 20, 2018

Cranberry tree

Cranberry trees are what cranberries grow on. Many people confuse that cranberries grow on trees, but they come from trees. The native word for cranberry trees is actually Hilaphinia Plontunos.

The cranberry tree is very tall

by Rebellious pony November 27, 2018

Tree hole

A safe watery tube to store black peoples lollipops

Bryce sucked Ramar’s tree hole.

by lol jay October 11, 2018

snowy trees

when weed is laced with coke

"yo you got straight weed?"
"nah i got snowy trees"

by dis908 October 18, 2018

Tree Tapping

To which, a man acknowledges his erection after slumber (also known as, "morning wood") and uses it to masturbate, and ejaculate, hence the term, "Tree Tapping."

Yeah, I heard my cousin tree tapping this morning in the bathroom.

by Mama Dragon July 14, 2017

The trippy tree

The trippy tree
Really strong marijuana, usually used for smoking to get real riggedy reckt

"Dude, this ganj is way strong"
"So that's why it's called The trippy tree"

by Pyrowolf795 August 13, 2017