nut tax

The non-negotiable fee that must be paid to bust a nut in a friend's house

"Listen dude, I don't mind if you do it, but I expect the nut tax up front."

by LordOfWinter99 August 21, 2020

nut of the oaks

So Nut of the Oaks is essentially when you think you see a wooly, pubescent head of a penis enter the butt hole under the oaks

So I was walking home through the forest when I saw my parents and I thought “nut of the oaks”??

by Nut of the oaks January 19, 2019

Nut Stack

When the boys sit on each others shoulders and suck each others nuts.

Yeah fam wanna start a nut stack

by Nut stack guy June 26, 2020

nut napkin

A tissue in which a person jizzes in to.

Bob: I was stroking my willy yesterday and my mom walked in so I crammed my nut napkin in my mouth.

by Sloppy McFloppy July 29, 2016

Show-Nuts

A man's testicles after a vasectomy, ornamental but no longer useful for reproducing.

Sack filling pebbles for the sake of appearance.

Had a bad fever and my balls got really hot, that usually makes you sterile but mine are show-nuts anyway, so what ever.

Took a shot to the show-nuts, lucky I already had my kids.

by Eric Thorsland June 14, 2018

Thigh Nut

When a Man is having sex with a girl and slips out of his Alpha and retreats. The “BETA” makes him retreat and nut in the thigh. The alpha in him don’t got time for no kids.

“I’m never bout to bust in dat bitch, I gave the bitch a thigh Nut.”

by King Leo JLY.23 May 10, 2020

Nut Song

A song played by someone to celebrate getting a nut. It is traditionally played early in the morning in a fraternity house as the girl is leaving in order to A.) wake up your neighbors to let them know you got a nut, and B.) alert your boys so they have a chance to check her out as she leaves. It is also typically a really funny/goofy song, eg. the YMCA song, or Jump (For My Love).

"Yo, it's 8:30 in the morning. Who the fuck is playing "It's Raining Men"?"

"Oh, that's Dave's nut song. Let's go check her out."

"Fuck Dave. I don't care if he got a nut. I'm going back to bed."

by Degg City August 31, 2013