Jordan

1) The Holy River in which Jesus was Baptized.

2) A fiery but kind soul. He has the best smile and the purest blue eyes. He loves fiercely until you push him past his threshold. Then he tears you to pieces like a ravenous wolf, and leaves you in his wake.

Them: What happened between you and Jordan?

Me: Jordan pulled a Mr. Darcy. I waited in the sunrise, but he never came back for me, across the dewey sun-laden field in the morning.

by The one girl who died May 2, 2022

Michael Jordan

When you poop #2 and jerk off #3 on the toilet at the same time. 23

Yo bro watch the front desk phone for a minute I’m gonna go Michael Jordan in the bathroom.

by Apacho January 2, 2025

Jordan Baker

A seggsy biracial teen on the CW show All American. He's the twin brother of Olivia Baker and is portrayed by Michael Evans Behling. Did I mention he's super seggsy.

"Did you watch the new All American episode today?"
"No, what happened"
"Jordan Baker is soooo hot"

by scroogemcduckswife November 22, 2021

Jordan-clunie

Someone that is a huge spazy bairn

Your like Jordan-clunie

by MrNoDad February 10, 2021

Jordan

Jordan is the most backstabbing, horrible, man to ever exist. He comes to you life and destroys it for you. any letter that starts with a j destroys your life. He completely love bombs you, and expects everything to be okay. He blames you for the relationship, and how it didn’t workout. Jordan is the biggest dick head ever.

??: Hey, are you with jordan?
me: no. he left me
??: he left you because its your fault that you guys ended up like this.
me: smd

by suckmyballsackyouni November 20, 2023

Jordan

A homosexual in denial.

me: damn they're cute
Jordan: yeah they are :)

by notaheterosexual March 10, 2022

Jordan

A girl who is beautiful and kind. She is an absolute badass and is super fun to hang with. Likes playing video games and typically hangs out with da boys. Usually seems tough and hard to talk too but once you get to know her you might fall in love. Beware, a Jordan might take your heart by surprise. Also, a Jordan likes to enjoy nature but also will crush you in a Roblox Obby.

Dude- "This girl is awesome, she plays video games, hunts, and fishes."
friend- "I know she's Jordan, be careful you might fall in love."

by anonymous May 29, 2021