crackin the old hog

Masturbation or self pleasure

He was up all night crackin the old hog.

by Dayyyyo March 3, 2022

CEO of Old Behaviors

Someone who continues to exhibit compulsive bad behaviors despite negative physical and social consequences and then craving the attention and forgiveness of those impacted by this behavior.

The Leprechaun of Blarney is the CEO of old behaviors.

by Loyalist February 3, 2021

The Old Bottom Nostril

What you use for boofing; anus. Also known as the prison pocket.

Dude, John is a maniac. He did a Manhattan Powdered Donut in the Old Bottom Nostril.

by Slizzleslice March 8, 2022

old foam sled

When you engage in sexual activity in winter, in the snow.

"Anyway son, that's how you were conceived. Your mother and I put down the old foam sled during that Vermont winter."

by Piss sauce January 27, 2016

Old Wooden Cross

Right before ejackulation pull out and sit on the females stomach, lay a board or baseball bat across her chest and see if you can ejackulate over it.

I gave that girl the best old wooden cross of her life.

by TC SMITH May 9, 2008

Douche-year old

When a douche nozzle/bag is throwing a tantrum.

This douche nozzle was such a whining, complaining brat over the smallest occurrences. He was acting like a douche-year old.

by 4RealBiitCH September 3, 2018

8.5 year old

A kid whose started acting like a 9 year old. Someone who’s 8 and a half years has finally stopped being an idiot. When your in the age you start liking pewdiepie and stop being annoying as shit.

An 8.5 year old is a kid who stopped being annoying

by The dancing nugget July 7, 2022