Michael Jordan

He is a god at Basketball he is GOAT

Michael Jordan is a really good basketball player

by Lakerlife23 _3 June 28, 2020

jordan cooper

someone who looks exactly like ash stymest.

Hey, is that ash stymest?
Nah, it's just jordan cooper

by lolsatjordancooper December 11, 2011

Jordan

A boy who tends to like to be cucked in relationships. He’s a total Dom and cant help but to set himself up to be cucked each time.

Jordan: Where have you been?
Girl 1: With some of my guy friends
Girl 1: Is it okay That I can bring it over sometime??
Jordan: Sure I guess...

by Bamboolicqourice2000 July 5, 2018

Jordan

Jordan has the fattest ass to ever exist. It moves when he walk and if you slap it, it’s like straight gellooooo. He is the definition of GYAT MMMMMM. And he plays basketball btw.

JORDAN IS THE GOD OF ALL FAT ASSES

by mommy mentle December 7, 2022

Jordans

Jordans is defined as a shoe owned or made for former basketball player Michael Jordan.

I can't wait for them new Jordans to come out.

by Rob run corleone September 10, 2022

Michael Jordan

The man that look like his own creation of his own shoes

Michael Jordan fan: Hey mike, i have a question that i've been dying to ask you.

Michael Jordan: What is the question?

Michael Jordan fan: Why do you look like your shoes?

*Michael Jordan gives that crying Michael Jordan meme*

by Roaster23 January 8, 2017

Jordan

Jordan is a fucking goat and gets all the bitches he wants with his amazing Cock

Omg is that Jordan I love his cock

by Jimmy mate November 23, 2021