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cow

a pink and white thing that rolls in mud and shits bacon
person1: yo look it’s a fuckin cow man
person2: yo that shit is sexier then my girlfriend
by U don't need to know May 30, 2020
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Cow

1: Female bovine whose counterpart is a bull.
2: Victorian insult for an uncouth woman.
3: IM shorthand for coward.
4: Female media personality who writes hit pieces on other women and their families, just to get ahead in the media industry. Popularized by the hit T.V. show "Ugly Betty".
1: That cow sure is eating a lot of grass.
2: Look at that drunken woman cussing like a sailor, she's nothing but a cow.
3: Did you see that cow blocked me after talking shit?
4: I can't believe that cow wrote all those lies about J. K. Rowling.
by The Prince Orono December 14, 2021
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cow hound

A dude that f*cks fat girls
Mike totally hooked up with that beast from the party last night, he's such a cow hound!
by shyguyagain December 18, 2013
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chewbacca cow

when you ejaculate in a girls mouth and squeeze her nipples really hard so milk sprays while she screams and gurgles to sound like chewbacca
woah bro jessica was a total chewbacca cow last night
by niggersaur March 14, 2022
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Obese cow

Oh look its an obese cow
by ThE.dIcTiOnArY September 30, 2021
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International baby cow day

A day where baby cows are to be celebrated on December 3rd
International Baby Cow Day is a day where you slaughter a whole bunch of baby cows...I think?
by goshdarndiggitydammit April 10, 2024
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Cow

The best friend you will ever have.
"I spent all day with my cow , in a field, alone"
by EVOLCB December 1, 2021
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