Turkey

The name of a country that couldn’t decide whether it’s east or west, obsessed with cats, tea, smoking and big breakfasts.

Hey let’s go to Turkey and have a two-hour breakfast and then smoke a pack of cigarettes.

by Yeni Cherry October 11, 2025

been to Turkey

A phrase used to describe a man with a new and unnaturally straight or low hairline, the telltale sign of a trip to Turkey for a cheap hair transplant.

"The last time I saw Barry he was bald and look at him now! He's definitely been to Turkey"

by BennyBridge November 25, 2022

Turkey

A girl wit a fat ass

"Mane shawty at da papi store had a turkey"

by anonymous May 31, 2021

turkey cam

A tracking camera following a turkey as it’s thrown.

- Bro, try the turkey cam.
- The what?

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Getting a Turkey

Having sex three days in a row.

If I keep it up I'll be getting a turkey tonight.

by Kyleness6969 November 20, 2024

Jive turkey

Most offensive word in the human language

We thought Cornelius called Lou a jive turkey but he really called him a cocksucker

by Saviddims November 23, 2021

Ground turkey in a salad

Ground turkey in a salad is when a man ejaculates in all three holes of his female partner (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus) within a short period of time.

M: "Hey baby, remember that time I came in all three of your holes in under three hours? "
F: "yeah?"
M: "Ground turkey in a salad"

by Mojaz July 20, 2018