disco toilet

when you eat a bag of skittles and splash the toilet bowl with multi-coloured diarrhoea

She was so wasted last night, I heard she danced in the disco toilet if you get my drift

by splob February 23, 2022

toilet envy

Toilet envy is a term used to describe a childhood friend who continues to poop like a caveman and wipe his anus with sandpaper despite having the means to own his own bidet and then chastises those of a higher class who have and use a Toto bidet toilet.

Check out the tech bro. He can ride in a car that drives itself but still wipes his butt with paper. Dude has total toilet envy.

by Bidet King August 16, 2024

toilet tag team

when you and another person go to the bathroom and one uses the toilet and then, without flushing, the other person goes and uses the toilet. most of the time to “save water”, but who really knows.

person 1: “hey since we’re both here we might as well toilet tag team it.”

person 2: “great idea man! save the environment!”

these people are using the fucking toilet and are deciding to save the shit ass environment by not flushing between each use.

by Thicc Disappointment May 4, 2018

Toilet

Toilet: The most used the to go to the restroom. A life saver.

Girl: Mom! I need to use the toilet!

Mom: Sure honey.
Girl: Ok!

by Lonely_Sssslender September 12, 2022

The Dickie Toilet

The dickie toilet is the people who don't stop going to the toilet. Spend a average of 8 hours of their day in a toilet. Usually also a refugee.

When The Dickie Toilet came to this country, I never saw the toilet door unlocked

by The IllumanAtay October 20, 2016

skibidi toilet

"Shivaan is the most skivid toilet", this means shivaan is not serious.

SKibidi toilet my dude shivaan

by jt099234884 May 23, 2024

skibidi toilet hater

A person who disses or hates on skibidi toilet. If you find one of these people in the Gen Alpha, they might be the next pope.

Example 1:

some guy: skibidi toilet isnt that bad!
skibidi toilet hater: are u 5
some guy: how dare you disrespect skibidi toilet!
skibidi toilet hater: shut the fuck up please

Example 2:

some guy: did you hear Kyle is a skibidi toilet hater
another guy: he might be the next pope

by ihateandroidusers June 16, 2024