by Mookaveli October 12, 2015

Gooning under a full moon. Run outside after the session and stare at the moon until the hypnotic feeling of gooning is gone.
by JHKnows December 8, 2023

by ClaudeSpeed EX July 4, 2022

“What’s the mileage like on that yoke?” “323,000km” “You’ll never be able to sell that, it has “moon miles” on it”
by Budgiesmuggler69 January 5, 2021

by anonymous October 26, 2020

A woman that lost her light due to a break up. This usually happens to someone that finally gets close to someone, after having bad trust issues, and ends up getting their heart broken. The same goes for a guy. Just change the Ms. to Mr.
Friend: Hey there! What’s wrong?
Broken hearted person: My boyfriend left me...
Friend: Poor Ms. Moon...
Broken hearted person: My boyfriend left me...
Friend: Poor Ms. Moon...
by Run away while you can May 18, 2018

Some guy with a tin-foil hat: hey, did you know that the moon landing was fake? also, the moon's a hologram.
by Nukes.io February 15, 2020
