It's when you smoke crack off of someones crack for energy, particularly someone of the same sex. It's a chemistry joke and a play on the equation of combustion energy E=MVΔT
Guy 1 "bro I was so tired so I had to smoke up for some power."
Guy 2 "E=MVΔCrack?"
Guy 1 "hell yeah mofo you know it."
Guy 2 "E=MVΔCrack?"
Guy 1 "hell yeah mofo you know it."
by Epic989 March 24, 2019
A crush that developed through the use of digitale communication rather then actual real live events
„If you keep texting him like that u will have an e-crush on him in no time, pinky!“
„Lmao remember when I was e-crushing on that guy and ended up having an e-heartbreak?“
„Lmao remember when I was e-crushing on that guy and ended up having an e-heartbreak?“
by gwen05 May 12, 2020
Just some random guy on teh internet idk he's pretty wack ngl. But he is a big nerd and pop culture fan and likes LEGO! The dude is pretty fun tho when you talk to him. He spends most of his time on Discord and youtube. Anyway he's sometimes wack, and cool!
by eyeeeeeeet November 11, 2021
A woman who markets herself as strong and independent by prostituting themselves on onlyfans to cash in on their beauty and youth. They invest some of the profits in stocks they read about on social media thinking it will be sustainable in the long run to live on their own or eventually will seek out a successful and wealthy man with high status for financial security. They tend to be oblivious that their beauty is a diminishing asset and that every day a new batch of girls is lining up to eventually replace them and take money from the men currently sugaring them.
Her -“Where did all the men go? Why can’t you see how much loyalty, friendship and money I can provide in a serious exclusive relationship?”
Him- “It appears here on your resume that your experience in your 20s as an e-thotrepreneur gives me no reason to take you seriously”
Him- “It appears here on your resume that your experience in your 20s as an e-thotrepreneur gives me no reason to take you seriously”
by SydneyBraa April 15, 2021
by Zibert December 03, 2020
Mf’s like that have the name Chris and have the starting letter of E are those dudes that are complete idiot, it’s like the idiot that you usually laugh at, but they got their heart in the right place, and they’ll be for you in a rough situation
by Ifyoureadthisurgae June 03, 2021
Screaming (say with All CAPS alphabet etc.) in email or while chatting, or any electronic form of communication. Can be extended to e-yelling, e-shouting etc...
If your friend writes : "HEY! WHY DIDNT YOU COME YESTERDAY"
You retort: "Hey stop e-screaming! I was sick!"
You retort: "Hey stop e-screaming! I was sick!"
by Rinnioza July 09, 2007