The Real You

A curated version of self the I (the observer) would be satisfied with.

A retard "That's not the REAL you though."

Hym "✌️✊️✌️✊️The Real You✌️✊️✌️✊️ is actually a weird inter-subjective euphemism. You want 'the real me' align with your internal model of 'ME' AND reflect on YOU positively. But 'The real me' figured out how to make that AI work and is either having it stolen from me OR is about to get credited and paid for it. And 'the real me' was telling the truth about the weaponized schizophrenia and that phenomenon is either going to be covered up OR it's going to be exposed. 'The real me' isn't the problem here. 'THE FAKE YOU' is the problem here."

by Hym Iam March 11, 2025

Real Programmer

A technically savvy trans woman.

"You're not a real programmer if you're not trans woman."

"Real programmers wear programming socks."

"She wears the socks of a real programmer."

by Lil'ith Rose January 2, 2024

real estate agent

A real estate agent is someone who secretly spies on other inhabitants of the estate

No explanation needed we all no that one real estate agent...

by SalvationBringer May 10, 2022

real wolf

When you huff and puff on a lift to get that final rep in you went real wolf.

"Bro you just went real wolf" "that was real wolf"

by SpaceHobo June 20, 2017

not for real

Not really or not at all.

Like, "Dam Girl, are your legs tired?"
"Not for real," replies girl.

by Gurli812 November 23, 2022

Real

Anybody with the name Malcolm

That man Malcolm too real

by Blvkrr November 29, 2022

real nigga

real nigga is a tall darkskinned dude named melly

yo melly is such a real nigga ong

by 44oozies February 15, 2022