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Paper Bag Special 

In reference to a wing man's position, a Paper Bag Special means to cover the not so pretty face, with a paper bag when engaging sexual activities.
It was also a conversation of the Wing Mans job, that turned into a band name, by some teenagers in Albuquerque New Mexico.
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Buddy "Hey, I get the cute blonde, go distract her friend"
Wing Man "Maan, I don't want to look at that"
Buddy "Heres a paper bag"
Wing Man "She's a Paper Bag Special"
Paper Bag Special by iNaneNihilist October 10, 2008
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your own special needs brother  

The loser who lives with me. The kid who has a special needs' disease who cannot function or leave the nest on his own. Not only has mental issues but also may be a homosexual, in essence my own special needs brother.
My brother Mike is called your own special needs brother

how on earth special

the adjective used to describe a hot girl with a whack ass boyfriend
Man, that girl is a how on earth special with her scrubby boyfriend

Moldy Nut Special 

When someone licks and sucks the nuts that are dirty and have been unshaven for quite some time while jherkin the gherkin.
Ben - "I haven't shaved or washed my nutsack in such a long time..."

Brian - "Maybe your woman will finally give you a moldy nut special!"
Moldy Nut Special by Danigans July 19, 2010

The J Special 

A very low-effort, highly rewarding sales transaction. I.e. when someone (very commonly your very first customer) comes in that knows exactly what they want, no questions asked, and you simply have to press the buttons to earn commission.
Bro I came into work today to The J Special, I'm up $75 in my first hour!
The J Special by unearthen November 24, 2018

The Laskowski Special 

A type of blowjob preformed by members of the Laskowski family. It is similar to the gawk gawk 3000 but has its own special twist. The techniques used to preform the Laskowski Special have never been publicly stated. The act of the Laskowski Special has never been used by anyone not from the Laskowski family.
Friend 1: Wow that dude just gave me a Blowjob, specifically The Laskowski Special.

Friend 2: What's that?

Friend 1: It's a special kind of blowjob that can only be given by members of the Laskowski family.

sloppy choppy wombo combo dashboard special

When getting a blowjob in a vehicle the girl uses two hands to stroke your dick while making a beat with her mouth, when the cum goes on the windshield have the girl lick it up
Yo I heard you got the sloppy choppy wombo combo dashboard special last night
Yeah I’m recording my mixtape over the beat she made with her mouth