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I hate you so much

You used to hate them but you actually want to be more than friends.
A person says I hate you so much. You know they don’t hate you and want to be more than friends
by Miss spelling genius February 25, 2022
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so i herd you liek mudkip

What you say to someone you've never met before, so you can scar them for life.
Guy 1: So I herd you liek mudkip
Guy 2: WTF
by cv d October 28, 2007
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Johnny Depp Someone So Hard

When you accuse an innocent party, such as when Amber Hear accused Johnny Depp in an effort to cancel them, when in fact they are (just like Johnny) the innocent party. This can be used to scapegoat someone, shift blame, or just cause chaos. This is referred to as to “Johnny Depp” someone. As an extra form of gaslighting, you can pretend this means the opposite, hire a PR company to help portray the opposite, and remove or hide items off of the internet.
Question: “You’re going to blame an innocent student for Luke’s hysteria?”

Answer: “I’m gonna Johnny Depp someone so hard they’re gonna want to crawl into a hole and die.”

Or

“I did not punch you, I was hitting you”, as you watch the innocent party then escape to bathroom, pursue, and smash a door in their face.
by DefinitelyNotElon October 7, 2023
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Why Health Class Is So Self-Explanatory

Don't have sex or you'll die
Don't drink or you'll die
The menstrual cycle is when a female is at her bitchiest
STDs are gifts that just keep on giving
Pregnancy occurs when a boy and a girl have sex
Puberty is just a 6-10 year long nuisance, where boys grow pubes on random parts of their bodies, and where girls "sprout" boobs and get their periods.

Menopause is when a woman transforms into something beyond my reach.
by ImAFreshmanBabby January 8, 2011
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So we can both watch tv?

A phrase often used to engage a female in doggy style intercourse, so both parties can enjoy the film at hand, or just for the shit of it.

Often followed by a negitive reponse.
male: Babe, do you want to do it doggy style?
female: why would I want to do that?
male: So we can both watch tv?
by drummer120uck October 3, 2009
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make me feel so ja

"make me feel so good," from Dutch and other Germanic languages. Antonymn, "that makes me feel so nein," = "that makes me cranky."
"Ach, John Kerry makes me feel so ja!"
Ant, "George Bush makes me feel so very, very nein."
by fendra February 28, 2005
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so i heard you liek mudkips

person 1; so i heard you liek mudkips?
person2; hell yeah me liek mudkips.
by No rice for you sir November 14, 2007
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