second date hussy

A woman who goes on two dates with two different guys in one evening. The first date is with a guy who usually provides a free dinner; and the second date is a sleep-over with her lover.

Sleeping with my second date hussy is such a turn on. My second date hussy is such a cheap date. I hope my second date hussy isn't cheating on me. Hey second date hussy, what's in the doggy bag? Thank you for texting me the menu before you ordered, you second date hussy.

by Diamond Jack October 22, 2012

Second Hand Funny

When you re-tell A joke, funny part of a movie or show, or comedy routine to someone and it's far less funny than when you yourself heard it, Also, the teller usually cracks up halfway through, further ruining it.

"Dude I saw this awesome stand-up last night, the guy was like..."

"Woah keep that second hand funny away from me dickhead."

by blobygook May 23, 2013

secondhand ship

When you ship something from a fandom that you're not in because your friend ships it

Casey: Shion and Nezumi are canon!

Julia: Er...they sound cute enough so I guess I can secondhand ship it.

by Mavara Dairym October 18, 2013

secondhand talking

When you want to talk to somebody, but chicken out and end up talking to your friend near them in the hopes that they'll be eavesdropping.

"I really wanted to talk to Lyle about the game last Friday, but my nerves took over."

"So, what did you do?"

"I ended up secondhand talking to him through Lisa. I sure hope he was listening."

by Shy Problems January 22, 2014

Second Burn

The burning sensation in one's anus when defecating after eating something spicy.

i.e. It burns once going in and again coming out.

Afterburn

1: The habanero burned my mouth pretty badly, but the second burn was even worse!
2: Oh man, the second burn from that salsa had me on the toilet for hours!

by Emzi Mazem February 21, 2014

secondhand skyping

When someone skypes you after someone hung up on them just because you're available.

Lac Ta: "I was skyping Dunkey and Ernest Chao but it's over, do you want me to skype you now?"

You: "I hate secondhand skyping."

by JL1 February 27, 2014

Second Baptism

When women lose their Real virginity.

She had her second baptism so now I wont lose my penis.

by Eduard Sanderson March 14, 2014