Kissing the holy ring

Bestowing a kiss upon the anus,. Usually used in description of a fawning subservient befoore their assumed master.

It was interesting to watch a member of HM government kissing the holy ring of a middle east dictator.

by Kingcobrakenny July 23, 2018

Mr. Ring

Someone who cheated on me with a BBCW, a big beautiful chocolate woman.

That was stupid but she prolly munched his dick like a sammich. Kelsey to Mr. Ring, AKA Koty aka cats

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

Mr Ring-A-Ding

That one cartoon character villain from the new Doctor Who episodes with a damn catchy theme tune.

I fucking hate Mr Ring-A-Ding

by ThatJeepGuy April 22, 2025

Ring Flutter

The repercussions of Taco Bell.

He had Taco Bell on Friday and has ring flutter, so he called in sick.

by fairyflyflo April 20, 2021

spooky spida ring

The ring of a mob boss. Legend says it glows in the dark and looks like a spida. You must kiss the spooky spida ring if you ever encounter it. If you instead decide to eat the spooky spida ring, it will be seen as a sign of disrespect, and you will get da sappy hand.

"I ate the mob boss's spooky spida ring"

"Did you get da slappy hand"

"Yeah"

by Strange snail May 18, 2021

Ring toss

When u get drunk and toss onion rings on your fuck buddies' bonar.

Drunk ppl have sum fucked up ideas sometimes... this definitely qualifies. Not that I would know from personal experience ;)

Got so drunk at the hotel last night, we played a game of ring toss. Then she went bobbing for onion rings! "Goofy Bitch!"

by Loo dog March 7, 2017

Ring aling

A Ring aling is when your hiding behind those clothes you never wear in your closet, beating your meat so hard your ball feel like there about to fall of while looking at nudes your sister sent to your catfish Snapchat account

"Hey Justin, did you perform a Ring aling yesterday"
"Yes"

by Black... November 1, 2022