When a man is receiving oral, and just before he ejaculates, he pulls his member from her throat(or mouth) and nuts in her eye, similar to an Angry Pirate, but then shouts "May the Power of Christ Compel You!" And does the cross hand motions(head, genitals, left then right shoulders) and hits her with the V8 forehead palm-tap, causing her to stumble and fall backwards.
Janice thought she was about to swallow Tom's huge load, but instead found herself in a staredown with Dirty Pirate Jesus as Tom ran off maniacally giggling about "Exercising Hoe Demons"
by Captain Snackpack January 3, 2024
Get the Dirty Pirate Jesusmug. pertaining to pirates; like a pirate; similar in action or appearance to a pirate
Therefore meaning cool, tough, awesome-looking, and generally hardcore.
Therefore meaning cool, tough, awesome-looking, and generally hardcore.
by Alcyon2k4 July 18, 2005
Get the piraticmug. Noun: one who engages in the illegal and often violent overtaking of cunts for the purpose of extorting money or stealing goods esp. on large bodies of water.
Cunt pirates have been disrupting the legitimate trade of rum, spices, sugar, and birth control products in the Caribbean.
by InglishMajor October 29, 2012
Get the cunt piratemug. by YaBoyAD August 6, 2021
Get the Pennsylvania Pirate Puppetmug. by Inspired Osprey January 5, 2022
Get the Pirate Boatjobmug. when you place your ball bag on your woman's eye like an eye patch and shit in her mouth, while drinking Capt. Morgan's .
by Railrdr October 29, 2020
Get the Angry piratemug. by ricochetcrazyeyes April 13, 2011
Get the Butt Piratemug.