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Metal Elitest

A metal head who judges others on their tastes in metal

Will always listen to Pantera if offered

Most likely will NOT listen to Metallica

Whitechapel and Gojira are usually their favorite band

Easily triggered when their music is judged

WARNING: Absolutely do NOT say "metal is just noise" or "I listen to real music" around these people, you will get a definite throat punch and might get eaten
Metal Elitest: You don't listen to Pantera!?!? What kind of metal head are you.

Also Metal Elitest: I don't listen to Metallica, they're too mainstream.
by BassIsHarderThanGuitar December 29, 2017
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Metal Gear

A game that has a very funny meme from it, as shown below.
SSSNAAAKEE!!! -Metal Gear
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Metal Gear Rising

A game that revives every year because of Memes, the DNA of the soul.

The game having great music you've probably heard before, you most likely have heard "It has to be this way" with a person punching another person alot of times but it doesn't affect them.

Here's each bosses in the game explained in a few words or less:

"Stop that blade!"
Robot Dog
The average French person
Tank? Wrong! Annoying Robot!
"Magnetic force Jack, Nature's force!"
"I'm fucking invincible!" - The easiest boss
The average Brazilian
"THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES!"
Making the mother of all omelets
Person 1: "Wow! You beat that big robot, was it the final boss? Also what's this game called?"

Person 2: " That was the tutorial boss, also the game is called Metal Gear Rising."
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Proper Metal

“Proper Metal” is:

A category of Heavy Metal music for bands who have taken inspiration from The Metal Gods such as Judas Priest, Saxon, Iron Maiden, and Accept.

The Proper Metal sound is personified by screaming guitars with face melting solos, thunderous drums and pounding basslines.

Proper metal lyrics often deal with dark or serious subjects, like war, rebellion, and the occult. They can also be fantastical or explore mythology and history.

The Proper Metal look comprises the following:

Leather (black or white)
Other proper metal band T shirts
Studs & bullet belts
Long hair (where possible)
Flying V guitars

Very large drum kits

Proper Metallers NEVER:
Mime on stage
Pretend to play
Use backing tracks
*Play stadiums

*unless invited by The Metal Gods
by Onesmartfella March 24, 2024
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Shy Guy Metals

Founded in 1987, they own mines all over the planet. Minerals are mined up and sold to companies all over the planet. Found in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Shy Guy Metals is hiring.
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