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Jamming in the Chimney

The act of being penetrated vaginally whilst menstruating, followed immediately by (or interchangeably with) anal penetration.
I ended up jamming in the chimney because communication never was her strong point.
by hariken November 5, 2020
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no-jams ARMY

An ARMY (referring to a fan of South Korean boyband, BTS) who still uses old and outdated jokes relating to BTS.

These collection of jokes are likely to have formed around 2013-2016.

Typically you see this type of ARMY among newer people in the fanbase, younger people in the fanbase, or ARMYs who simply are just stuck in the past and need to move on.

These inside jokes within the fandom can be quite controversial as many of them mock the boyband's Korean accents and their attempts on learning English or insult some of the members personally. Therefore, it is preferred to back away from these dead memes and leave it in the past.

List of no-jam jokes include:

"Jimin, you got no jams."

"Hey! Stob it!"

"I hate snakeu."

"I love hamburger and sprite!"

"International playboy!"

"J-horse" "Taelien"

"Beach? B*tch."

"Infires man!"
"Jin is the eomma of BTS! He has more jams than Jimin does."

"Stop stereotyping the boys. I hate no-jams ARMY..."
by mei is better than you February 20, 2023
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Jammed

To be under the influence of heavy narcotics.

Mainly Oxycodone/Percocet/Morphine/etc.

In order to spot someone being totally jammed. They must be nodding off during mid-conversation, constricted pupils (almost pinpoint), and look like the usual junkie.
How many fucking op's you take? You're fucking jammed, aren't you?
by EazieWeezie July 19, 2019
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Chocolate Toe Jam

When one person jams their big toe in the other persons asshole and then the receiver of the jamming proceeds to lick it clean.
“Bro my girl gave me a Chocolate Toe Jam last night, now my asshole hurts and I have a funny aftertaste in my mouth.”
by ToeLover338 May 13, 2022
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Damson jammed

Damson jammed is a statement used when a female is aroused or when her pussy is throbbing.
*Brandon sends video*
Cerys: “oh daddy, I’m damson jammed.”

Brandon: wtf does that mean hahahaha
Cerys: secret
Brandon: google did not help me what a fat twat *gay ass pic of Theo pikachu*
by Pussywigga February 1, 2019
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Smashed my jam

When someone skips a song you love
by TwigIdentity September 19, 2018
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Jazz jam

When a woman or a man magically manages to fit a jazz instrument up their crotch and it gets stuck.
Daughter: Mom I’m in another jazz jam

Mother: Not again! John get over here!

John: I’ve got this

Daughter: What are you doing step bro!?

John: And now the jazz jam is no longer jammed due to my jazz unjammer.
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