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Matthew Haydon

Thick af, bowl cut, prob gay and has a massive cultural dot on his forehead
Matthew Haydon is pretty bad at 2k
by C men October 1, 2020
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Matthew

Matthew is the most perfect and purest human been. He will love someone unconditionally don't ever hurt him unless you never want too hear from him ever again. If you ever meet someone named Matthew don't you ever let him go because he will always be there for you his warmth will get too you his kisses are the best and most importantly how sweet and romantic he is.

He deeply falls in love with the correct girl but he will unfortunately move on and focus on himself until he decides that dating should be his priority. Matthew tends too hide when he blushes when he is nervous around you but don't let that fool you just know that he is deeply in love with you.
Matthew is such a great friend.
by Theoneandonlygogogaga November 22, 2021
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The Matthew Benton

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement
The Matthew Benton

Petros: are you coming to my party ?

Matthew: yeah definitely mate, wouldn't miss it for the world!

Narrator: This was a lie. Matthew had no intention of ever attending the party
by Big Akin May 24, 2019
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Matthew Smiles

A dude who got solod by a pillar
You know Matthew Smiles?” “Yeah i heard he died to a pillar
by Hornyasf February 3, 2022
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Matthew

matthew is a person who can be a dick at times, but many times can be helpful and a wholesome human being
josh: hi matthew!

matthew: sup josh, i hope you have a nice day
by some guy, probably named matt October 27, 2019
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Matthew

a super hot has big oily jucy tender tits and has the longessssssssssssssssssst cok ever

he enjoys the touch of eating sausage rolls

and is a well known truck driver who rapes people
by penis enjoyer64 July 11, 2023
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Matthew McCrea

Matthew always loves when His brother puts a finger up his asshole. When his friend's hand comes in to play with his butt it just gets weird. Also, it reminds me a few times I have seen his cousin talk to all the guys on her first "friends" list.

We then go into the bedroom and He looks up at everyone at the party. This is the last thing I have seen him do.

He then pulls his pants down, opens his mouth and starts laughing. His brother just looks at him in wonder and says "We can change it later tonight."

I'm really sorry for not being able to do my son. I've been a good dad and I'm grateful for this. But this is what I should do. I can't explain the situation better. He's pretty sick and I need his help. So if I do anything that isn't helpful I will know I'm being stupid.

The next thing I know I'm in the basement downstairs taking the last shower. My sister comes downstairs and sees me. The rest of my friends all come out, but I don't make it out.

"She's here," the sister says.

I really should take the time and figure this out. What if we leave? My mother asks if I'm staying. I says "It depends on your decision."
Matthew McCrea loves His family so much.
by Tiago Fuentes November 24, 2021
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