Matthews is a sexy hot boy
Matthews cock is longer than a foot long sandwich
Matthews is a fuck god n will get you wet easily
Matthews cock is longer than a foot long sandwich
Matthews is a fuck god n will get you wet easily
by 1234-777887 November 21, 2021
by Im Fucking Ur mom right now ;) January 31, 2022
A Matthew can be calm, friendly, and overall pretty nice, but if you get on their bad side they are the last person you want to see. With big brown eyes and darkish or black hair, they can be pretty cute, not gonna lie. They can be friendly, laid back, and just a good person, but they can also be a jerk who thinks it’s funny to make fun of people when a secret, like their crush, comes out. Don’t get on their bad side though, or you won’t ever want to see them again. They can be laid back and under the radar at first until you get one mad or get their friend mad. But if you meet a Matthew, keep them around and get them on your good side. You will never know what may happen around them.
Girl: Who’s that over there?
Girl 2: Ugh, it’s Matthew.
Girl: what’s wrong? He’s super cute!
Girl 2: I got his friend mad so I’m on his bad side. That’s the last thing I wanted.
Girl: Well, I’m gonna talk to him and get on his good side. He’s cute and seems nice.
Girl 2: Okay. I’ll see you later.
Girl: See ya!
Girl 2: Ugh, it’s Matthew.
Girl: what’s wrong? He’s super cute!
Girl 2: I got his friend mad so I’m on his bad side. That’s the last thing I wanted.
Girl: Well, I’m gonna talk to him and get on his good side. He’s cute and seems nice.
Girl 2: Okay. I’ll see you later.
Girl: See ya!
by Mal_Mango February 20, 2019
A fatty mc fat fat son, or shortened to fatneek, this nibba doesn't have a brain and has a iq of 2 and a slower reaction time than a sloth, I swear to god this guy loves eating shit for breakfast because he's breath stinks of ass cheeks. Matthews teeth has a gap larger than your mother, so pretty fucking big. Sucks at every game (mostly valorant), farts on people for fun and his hair cut is clapped as fuck holy jesus. Matthew also loves jerking off to loli hentai.
by Chicken nugget boi February 09, 2022
Guy 1: Bro I rented a beach house and on my first night my bag got stolen.
Guy 2: Bro you have to be named Matthew.
Guy 2: Bro you have to be named Matthew.
by YoSoyJuanRodriguezDaSilva November 23, 2021
Matthew is tall typically 6'5. He is a lean 155 pounds. He is a straight GORGEOUS, best-looking guy at the school. He is excellent at baseball and throws the high 90s on an off day. His secondary sport is basketball, where he is known for his windmills. He excels in the field of humor. Overall, Matthew is a great guy with no downside to his personality
by IDontSayItEveryoneIsThinkingIt September 12, 2020
A Matthew (or Matt/Mat/Matty/Mattie) will make the best boyfriend/guyfriend ever. With their big brown eyes, and heart-melting smile it's hard not to fall for them. They are different, in a beautiful way. Possesses a very funny, odd sense of humor. They are there when you need them, and they value their friendships. They like to look good, and dress well. Handsome, and charming. They've had a hard life, but never gets kicked down and stays down. They change for the better, and stronger than ever. Very successful at life, make great Dads. Known to be players but when they meet that special girl, their sold. Matthew's come off as tough and solid, but deep down, their soft side comes out and you see the sweet gentleman in them. They're not popular, but not a loner either. Friends love them, and guys want to be him. They have a really laid back attitude about themselves, but at the same time they can be the life of the party. Even though they can be a jerk at times, they mean well and are really the nicest guys ever. If you have a Matthew, don't let him go. None other compares. Will have the best relationships with someone named Sarah, Courtney or Bri/Bree.
by Asheritu November 07, 2019