Matthew

Matthew is the boy with the looks, the personality, and really everything a girl wants. He is so clueless that he will play with tons of girls' hearts. Every girl wants him even though most likely he will never be taken. Usually, Matthews only fall for one girl in their whole life, and who ever that girl is, is hella lucky.

Wow, he is probably a Matthew.

by My_love_life_sucks October 28, 2020

Matthew

Matthew gets all the ladies of the female variety, cash of the money variety, and will steal your boyfriend of the female variety. A 6ft 6 demon with the heart of Mickey Mouse, this BEAST will get in your pants and make them whatever the opposite of dry is.

We had to cancel Prom because all the hoes wanted Matthew - "Me, bitch"

by MBison69 November 23, 2021

Matthew

Local white boy always nice to hang with.

Matthew is so nice everyone likes Matthew.

by Ilikefortnite1234 September 20, 2019

Matthew alan Logsdon

Insult for someone who kisses their lil brother

Your a "Matthew Alan Logsdon"

by Matthew's lil Brotha October 3, 2022

Matthew

Funny guy, loves music and loves your fathers big cock.

Look he’s jerking off your dad, he must be a Matthew

by Super idol November 21, 2021

matthew kang

A good friend but can get crazy. Generally has ADHD so will get off task easily. If he doesn't have his morning pills he will eat cheerios with water, strawberry yogurt, apple juice, and oranges.

"Eww did matthew kang really eat that"
"Matthew did you take your pills today?!"

by Siggety Diggety Doo February 28, 2019

Matthew

Fa*got that thinks he will grow and only has curly hair going for him

There goes Matthew delusional

by Dingleberry blue boy June 9, 2023