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German Math Teacher

a german math teacher is a math teacher that can't properly speak your language, she is constatly preaching about useless stuff in class that you don't need for tests, her name is often Christianne or Miller.
Hey, you learned anything from class? nah my teacher is a german math teacher
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swag math

SWAG MATH- I don’t know the answer to this question so I’m just gonna have to use a Scientific Wild Ass Guess
by GWAL27 November 18, 2017
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doozie mates

Yo ashton I used your dads pocket pussy, guess that means we are doozie mates.
by Fapatrondeceptacon0325 December 21, 2017
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Text Math

When you subtract the time between their message and your response so as to avoid the following: seeming desperate, sounding actually upset at them, desperate, glad that someone cared enough to respond to you, desperate, and to avoid sounding desperate.

Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.
I have my response, but I need to wait 7 minutes to send it according to my text math.
by Tamed-Carrot May 17, 2018
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brace mates

When two "friends" get their braces stuck together.
megan and emily are brace mates
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Soap mates

Soap mates are basically when two people stick together for a long time through all rough and hard times. Just like soap sticks to your hands and washes away the bacteria. A soap mate washes away your sins and makes you happy!!
"Oh they're so close, I bet they're soap mates!"
"My bestfriend is my soap mate, she never forgets to wash my sins away!"
by Zarwah/Fainab November 23, 2018
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Soft math

Math that's easy to do in your head
The doctor asked me how many drinks i have in a week. Had to do some soft math to give him an answer that didn't make me sound like an alcoholic.
by Candy_Ass_Ho January 15, 2019
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