a ship between a short girl that spends too much time playing ace attorney and animal crossing (and says ahem too much) and someone that is madly in love with her. their names both start with L.
by heymother April 7, 2022

fucking stupid ranga cunt who follows people around thinking he has mates. He doesn't have and fucking mates so the loser coon makes up random friends such as Angus Bell. He is a dumb little midget who thinks he's top shit when no one actually likes him. His gf gets railed every day by other rangas and is an absolute fucking whore. His gf nudes got leaked about 17 times and everyone has beat their dick to their nudes. In conclusion, Oliver L is a fat fucking nigga ranga that no one likes.
by I hate chode lucas August 28, 2023

by 98yhrf72 April 19, 2022

When you have reached an other-wordly level of sheer absolute and definite boredom. If you EVER reach this point in your Alice in the wonderland hole you've dug.. just give up these combinations are NOT WORTH YOUR SANITY.
by The guy whos knows more January 22, 2024

A husband who nickel and dimes his wife, expecting her to pay him or buy him all kinds of stuff (often with money she doesn't have) in exchange for very minimal and unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps her secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.
Name is derived from L. Ron Hubbard, who was the con man founder of the Church of Scientology, which is based on pseudoscience and requires followers to pay large sums of money in exchange for very minimal spiritual advice.
Name is derived from L. Ron Hubbard, who was the con man founder of the Church of Scientology, which is based on pseudoscience and requires followers to pay large sums of money in exchange for very minimal spiritual advice.
"Jeez, I really want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about, but she has such an L. Ron Hubby."
"I know his dick is like an E-meter, she paid him all that money, and it hardly moved at all!"
"I know his dick is like an E-meter, she paid him all that money, and it hardly moved at all!"
by DreamReaper December 28, 2023
