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Kevin Baker

Kevin Baker's middle book of the City of Fire trilogy, Paradise Alley, was the best of the three.
by rew1572 May 11, 2010
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Kevin

Ts kinda kevin ngl
by Tungsten_eater9000 April 20, 2025
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Kevin

UGLY UGLY UGLY EW EWE W bruh ur hair sucks. He prob plays smash bros, like what a loser, hes an emo bet. If you meet anyone named kevin run, hes going to give you the furry desise
The name Kevin: Gross
by UrMomLoleeeeey July 28, 2022
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Gooning (Kevin Style)

This style of gooning begins with an intense desire to separate from one's mortal, earthly being. This style of gooning will require at least 6 months of consistent edging. Attempting the Kevin style gooning with less than 6 months of edging experience may lead to injury and/or death. When beginning this gooning style, sit or lay down in a peaceful environment, away from distractions. You cannot utilize the assistance of electronic devices or any "toys" when beginning your gooning session. Begin masturbating intensely at a rate of 120 strokes per minute, 60 spm which equates to two strokes per second. Each minute, increase the stroke rate by 10. When you reach the point of ejaculation, scream "I LOVE SNOWFALL," this will get rid of any feeling of ejaculation and continue doing so for the next hour to three hours.
I attempted "Gooning (Kevin Style)" after waiting 6 months.
by 209 iads November 28, 2023
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Kevin Barnfield

Kevin is more commonly known as the local pedofile in Watford was caught looking at a primary school through his car window and he was seen on crime watch
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Kevin

A person that looovveessss aarons animals! Dont ask, but i think somebody is readin this. If your name is Kevin, then your a legend :D
Omg! Kevin is the weirdest person ever!
by Notme124 October 27, 2021
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kevin

kevin is a fat fuck
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