age is just a number

Cthulhu: Pennywise, what the FUCK are you doing, you can’t prey on her!

Pennywise: Oh yeah, why not?

Cthulhu: BECAUSE SHE’S FOURTEEN!!!

Pennywise: Yeah, What’s it to ya, age is only number, Cthulhu!

Cthulhu: Oh you know what else is a number?

Pennywise: What?

Cthulhu: NINE ONE FUCKING ONE, BITCH!!!

Pennywise said that age is just a number, before getting arrested for preying on underage people.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing April 8, 2025

I just senate your way

What da state representative told his "other congressional body" colleague regarding a "hot puhtatuh" (I mean, "puh-TAH-tuh" --- no "e' at da end, Mr. Quayle!) bill dat he and his own cronies didn't know how to deal wif.

House speaker, in a memo to da "counterpart-half" president: We're deeply divided here in our views on da Red Scare, so I just senate your way --- we'll let Joe McCarthy and Margie Smith filibuster it out.

by QuacksO0 May 26, 2025

Just Jules Things

When some rando on a message board keeps posting useless links

"Why does he keep posting garbage tiktok and stuff?"
"Oh you know, just Jules things"

by MLDN October 14, 2022

I’m just a girl

An invalid excuse used by the female gender, particularly by those with no sense of accountability for their actions. Use of this term may also indicate parental issues.

“Why the hell did you lead him on for months knowing you didn’t want a relationship?”

“I’m just a girl.”

by Billy Sane April 12, 2024

Ew did you just fart?

An excuse when someone is talking for a long time and you want it to stop.

Martin: (talking about some bs for 2 minutes)

Chris: ew did you just fart?

Everyone In The Room: (covers their noses)

by urfacexddddd March 10, 2020

you just got STONED

when you and your best friend are playing among us and are kinda obsessed with the kids show miraculous with jagged stone and his crocodile fang so you make your name jagged stone and every time you win a game you tell the chat this

me- YOU JUST GOT STONED
everyone else- TEAMING

by anonymous_konyay_lover April 18, 2021

i gonna just can

English expression used by people who have spanish as their mothertongue.
A person referring to being limited in a moment, unable to perform their best.

Micha: Alright, just get back to me as soon as you have informations
Val: i gonna have to go into street soon so i gonna just can answer ya via mail

by suiimvu September 29, 2020