Turtle Job

This is most often done in backwoods(Redneck) areas as a leisure game. Two guys go down to the creek and capture a snapping turtle they take it and put on a tree stump and scare it into its shell. They then proceed to spin it until they don't know which side is which. They then each stick their dick in a different end. Whoever comes out of it without their cock bit off is of course the winner.

Bo: Cletus, you here Jeffro and Ezekiel did a turtle job?
Cletus: Those crazy mother fuckers.

by Ubuntu Drag0n May 16, 2010

Government Job

A typical venue of legal employment, characterized by hourly wages, labor taxation, and usually a timeclock, as opposed to working under-the-table, straight commission, or illegally.

This heat's too much, 'cuz. When I get back maybe I'll just get me a government job somewhere and quit trappin' for at least a little minute.

by Charlie the legit hustle April 16, 2006

Getting A Job

Bullshit that responsible people do.

Getting A Job is stupid.

by Chris 98 January 13, 2022

pump job

a pump job occurs when a penis pump device is placed over the penis, and pumped to stimulate the penis until ejaculation.
can be done by others, or yourself in the most desperate of times.

Dude, you were so faded last night, I can't believe you let her give you a pump job. damn, everyone's getting pumped off these days.

by j-dawgzz123 March 9, 2009

Piano Job

The act of playing piano on a persons body. Like the 'effin Beethoven of the bedroom.

I gave my girlfriend a piano job the other day, she almost jizzed in her pants when I got to the second movement of moonlight sonata.

by Master Rub N' Tug June 27, 2011

The Booy Job

The act of ejaculating in your partners asshole and utilizing the jizz as a lubricant to fornicate anally while the one recieving the booy is in the water face down and has water-wings on so he or she can stay afloat. To add to the authenticity of the act it is helpful if the women points at the man and yells BOOOOOOOYYYYY.

The booy job.

by You knowwwwwwww May 30, 2011

Friend Job

When a Friend performes a sexual favor just as friends.

Dan: Yo i got a friend job from your girlfriend last night.
Conor: Thats ok i got a friend job from your mom bruh.

by Chocolate Anal Lovin69 October 23, 2011