Doing the Meloni

A famous and well-known term usually used for a person pretending to be ill all of the time.

Teacher: Who is missing today?
Student: Timo is missing.
Teacher: Why?
Student: Dunno, he's probably doing the Meloni again.

by Nibbaloni May 27, 2018

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'doing a wilson'

A phrase, used while playing football to describe awful captaincy.

When a team is 'doing a wilson', the bad result is blamed on the captains leadership & the team must be:

Losing by more than 100 goals
Falling out with each other
Executing awful tactics

Paul: That was a bad game
Josh: Our team was 'doing a wilson'
Paul: Where did that phrase even originate from?
Josh: Some idiot captain called Sam Wilson, who used to make his team lose every week by awful captaincy.

by InformaUltras September 3, 2014

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The Lockdown Do

Where one usually has outstanding hair but due to being on lockdown, unable to leave the house and the barbers shut. Measures have to be taken to keep the fresh ass look you solely crave.

Yo Doogie! this Lockdown got my mop a mess man!.

Now then Dave, get yourself The Lockdown Do on the go, you'll look fresh as shit!

by sneaky89 March 29, 2020

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doing a blow

Oral sex performed on a man, like Monica Lewinsky did to Bill Clinton.
Every Thursday he engaged in degrading forms of sodomy, fellatio and cunnilingus.

girl one dont look this up doing a blow

by potato_team December 13, 2021

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Doing a lisa

'Doing a Lisa' is a term used for people who give zero fucks about there kids and there well being. 'Doing a Lisa' is a bad thing and if you are called this term then I guess you're a bad mum.

OH did you hear bout' Cassandra shes "doing a Lisa" with her kids she let them run around in pants yesterday.

by assasin0009 August 16, 2019

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