easternuswx

Easternuswx is the worst weather board ever established. The administration is a bunch of elitist, full of themself dickheads who have no idea how to properly run a message board. Most of its members are douchebags and the majority of the moderators consist of inept, unqualified, lazy assholes. (Examples: Ian, isawitonline, but particularly Ian ) with a few exceptions such as stormtracker and Freakywxchick. All in all Easternuswx is qualified as the worst weather forum ever and people dread going there every day.

Did you hear about the moderators at Easternuswx, they are nazis!

by lalla September 14, 2008

Eastern Kentucky

One of the most corrupt, unhealthy, God-forsaken, stigmatized, and isolated places in the USA. 99% white and extreme poverty in 20 counties. You see nothing but trailer homes for hours until you get to pikeville where coal has been confused with Jesus. The poorest people in America have been bought and sold with dirty money and blind faith. PS if you're not white be prepared to be stared at and potentially followed.

-"I'm going to eastern Kentucky this weekend to visit the medical school in pikeville."
-"That is some corrupt shit out there. Plus I thought you scored better than a 21 on your mcat, you know, because you took it when you were awake."
-"You're right, but I wanted to see what the region was really like with my own eyes since I'm a Kentucky native."
-"That's respectable, man. But be careful out there on the winding roads where people will flip you off for driving under 70 miles an hour around a pitch black curve at night. And don't take any wooden nickles!"

by BerryTellsTheTruth April 12, 2015

Middle Eastern Mohawk

The pubic hair that grows in between your balls and bum hole.

The ladies like to caress my Middle Eastern Mohawk

by Frankenstein’s Dongle June 27, 2019

clit eastwood

(1) When applied to a GUY, "Clit Eastwood" references Clint Eastwood's westerns and is used to describe some wimpy ass dude who wears western style clothing and tries to look bad-ass (like a young Clint Eastwood), but fails miserably.

(2) When applied to a WOMAN, "Clit Eastwood" references Clint Eastwood's "Dirty Harry" films and is used to describe a bad-ass female cop.

(1) Some guy came into the bar last night all Clit Eastwood, so I went Bruise Lee on him!

(2) I was with Marvin when he got pulled over for drunk driving. The cop was a blonde chick named Laura. Marvin bad-mouthed her to her face, so she went Clit Eastwood on him, threw him down, cuffed him, and made him eat some dirt before she threw him in the back of her baconmobile. It was cool because Marvin never let me drive his Z06 before then, but he didn't want it impounded, so I drove it home for him (my home). I drove it the whole time he was in jail, until I picked him up! I had offered to be his D.D. (designated driver), but, he stupidly refused -- fun for me!!!

by Wyatt Burp December 1, 2006

Easter bunny

The fat, scroungy-looking, trailer trash white woman who is always on the arm of some Black male.

Rationale: bunny-like (fat and white with pink nose and ears).

All these young Black males seem to want these days is a free ride with an Easter bunny.

by Hidatsa July 15, 2008

Easter

The time of the year when Christians celebrate the crucifixion of Santa for not paying his taxes.

Tommy knew Easter had was on its way when he saw the jolly old elf nailed to the cross.

by Apriori March 25, 2009

eastin

A person of high class. usually and uptight bitch but can be funny and silly. they usually walk around in herds.

john: look at that pack of bitches
eastins: were eastins!

by MAtt GEEE June 10, 2008