Douche Baguette 

A person of French or French Canadian descent who, while slumming in another part of the world, will constantly tell you how much better, cleaner, more sophisticated or civilized their country of origin is. Often insists on using undecipherable colloquial terms to the point of justifiable homicide. ex-calling napkins serviettes.

Jean-Luc orders Molson beer at every bar we go to then gives the server an attitude when they don't have it. He's a douche baguette of Alan Thicke proportions.
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Douche Baguette by Haute Pepper September 14, 2011

Douche Nozzle 

One or more exhaust pipes on a pickup truck which are re-routed from the normal stock routing to instead go vertically through the bed imediately behind the cab. Extra douche points are awarded if the engine is gasoline and not a diesel.

Check out the double douche nozzles on that Ford Lighting!

Douche Nozzle by peterbuilt October 29, 2011

Douche Nozzle 

A word Defining a real special kinda person...you know the kind that never shuts the fuck up and always whines about silly shit....it adds insult to injury...when the normal douche just won't do the job...you refer to a person as a Douche nozzle!! Implying that they themselves clean dirty Vaginas!!! XD ahahaa!!

That Bradley Hodges is being extra Douchey today...man he is being a real Douche Nozzle!! lolololol!!!

Douche Nozzle by ebower November 30, 2011

douche (pron. doo-shay) 

A replacement for 'touche'. Used when either the speaker or the listener has said/done something stupid, i.e. a no-shit-sherlock moment.

Bill: Dude, your girlfriend has a nice ass.
Ted: Douche (pron. doo-shay).

douche (pron. doo-shay) by lemonJ January 12, 2013

Douche Canoe 

Someone who exceeds the level of a normal douch, may be very competitive.

"Dude Jessie is such a douche canoe!"
"Oh my god you're so right"

Douche Canoe by Sassy but classy July 6, 2016

douche pup 

Coming from the ever so famous word "douche," a douche pup is one who is a douche in the making. A semi- douche. A bastard.

Person A: "Hey baby! Want to see my rather large shennanigan?"

Woman: "You bastard! How dare you!"

She walks away

Person A: That line never works! I don't get it! Its huge!

Person B: "Hey listen here ya douche pup! Ladies prefer gentlemen!"

douche pup by The one and only PB May 12, 2007

douche bag 

Joey.

The word refers to everyone named Joey.

Joey is a douche bag

douche bag by forshizzlemcnizzle January 2, 2009