December 10th

National fuck your gf/bf day!

Some say it's the best day to have a party and get together, sometimes people take it a step up and have an orgy.

"Hey greg, you know what today it?"
"December 10th? Why"
"It's national fuck your gf day!"

by Jay0005 December 6, 2021

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December 7th

Ask a short guy in ur class u like out.

Shazam: heidii ask jonot out today its december 7th
Heidi: Yea i should

Heidi: Hey jonot will u go out will me
Jonot: Yes, i'd love to!

by master_fu_my_bestie December 6, 2021

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december 26th

The day right after Christmas, it’s horrible. Hopefully it’s not your day of birth.

I sure would hate for my birthday to be on December 26th.

by Fiji Kwon October 14, 2019

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The day when the coronavirus began and took over (Also new years eve), a painful day in history that will be remembered. On December 31, everyone shall mourn the deaths of the Coronavirus's victims (If we're out of quarantine yet....). If your birthday is on December 31, well that's just sad.

Girl 1: YAY, IT'S NEW YEARS EVE!

Boy 1: ....No....today we mourn the victims of the Coronavirus........

Girl 1: Oh, but it's December 31, right?

Girl 2: SHHHHH....The fireworks for the mourning are about to happen

by Ilikekombucha April 20, 2020

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December 6

People born on December 6 are dumb ass bitches. They are very stupid and crackheads. They are very funny but very stupid 25/8

I want a friend who was born in December 6 because they are dumb ass bitches

by Dumb ass bitch best friend November 2, 2019

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December 4th

Whoever’s birthday is on December 4th here are some facts. :) ~ you wear glasses, your smart, you wanna everybody’s friend, you are kind and you are nice to your friends!

ooo, he looks nice! you guys wanna hang out with him? okay let’s go! of course he was born on December 4th! 😋

by b x b y November 10, 2019

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