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Spoons Dad 

Wetherspoons waiter who shares wisdom, humour and concerns. Looks out for you whilst you get drunk on a budget.
"Good effort, remember to keep hydrated"

"Mate, check Clifford out, he's being a proper Spoons Dad".
Spoons Dad by MurrMiteFish9 June 28, 2022
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My dad James 

The most incredible, amazing, and awesomest person on the entire planet. He has the coolest beard and hats and he is the most incredible person to ever exist and I love him so so so so so so much!!!!
My dad James is the best dad ever! He bought me a game I’ve always wanted for $30 on my ps4 because he loves me more than anything. 💖
When your step-dads a cop
When I got pulled over by the police I really hoped it was my Chad-dad.
Chad-dad by Chad dad August 25, 2022

Condiment Dad

A divorced or single father that has no real food in his fridge and pantry, it only consists of condiments.
Dad we only have ketchup packets and mustard in the fridge, you’re a Condiment Dad
Condiment Dad by lexisdoor November 29, 2022
a band classic j (j mcclendon) has been working on in 2015 before forming the glass beach band

color bars are beaming through the blacks of your eyes and in the hum of electricity my heart will hear a melody, we've been here before in some distant memory, i don't want to wake up from this dream
person a: my second favourite band, casio dad, sounds a lot like my favourite one, glass beach...
person b: thats because they're made by the same people! the lead singer classic j worked on it before glass beach
person a: really?!? no way!
Someone online (whether a streamer or a friend) who is considered to be a father figure, the individual is usually a male.
"I like texting my E-dad, they make me feel loved."
E-dad by imaginemuffins January 4, 2023