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Closetomer 

close·tom·er
noun
1. A person or organization that intentionally inhibits a business from closing their duties within its operational hours. These individuals will enter a retail store, restaurant, or business- with the explicit purpose of detaining the employees on the premises from going home for the day.
"Ms. Harrison was a terrible regular closetomer at the designer outlet"
Closetomer by ThePageMaister September 13, 2022

closet dom 

A dom, usually one which, as the name suggests, is in the closet. They are usually inexperienced with sex.

This is unlike a under-dom, as the closet dom does not want to believe they are a dom, or they want to be a sub, but in reality they cannot help themselves from their inner dom. Not to say they are particularly dominant in secret, but that they are in the end the dominant one.
Vel: "I bet Karl is a closet dom; he wants to be a sub, but he's really a dom.
closet dom by steelseries9 October 7, 2022

Closet Monkey 

That dude James keeps eyeing other dudes... he's such a closet Closet Monkey!

Closeted Weeb 

A Closeted Weeb person who may call themselves a Sophisticated foreign media consumer, but has watched more than 1 anime.
Closeted Weeb: I’m not a Weeb I just like anime including one piece
Person 2:No you’re just a fucking Weeb
Closeted Weeb by sumdude November 6, 2022

Closet Gnome 

NOUN: A little man who hides in dark spaces and jumps out at you then runs away and disappears
Person 1: “Oh my god. A little man just scared me”

Person 2: “was it a Closet Gnome?”

Person 1: “I think so..”
Closet Gnome by NovaRoSe December 22, 2022
you must be in my closert
Closert by slutforhorrcr December 25, 2022