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Christian

Is a sex-god, or.. the sex god. You will be chocked that he’s so kind since he looks like the Viking Thor and also Sverrir Gudnasson and Mr Big, among others.

He has eyes that want to eat you and fill you up and you’ll be willing to do it with a vegetable or even something sicker. He’s a man and he acts like a man, but still has a soft side and you want to annoy him just so he can treat you like a kitten 🐱
Christian? Thought he was an idiot… but you say he’s Christ? Like Jesus?
by Schön January 21, 2022
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Christian Pagan

A massively shlonged man who gets all the bitches. Commonly known for his evil ideas he is the best man any girl can ask for. He is a genius. He is better in every way, shape and form. His iq is above all and he has only evil ideas in his head 20/4/7. He has a ginormous pair of balls. And no he is not gay.

This can also be used verb.
Bruh I'm about to pull off a Christian Pagan and fuck this bitch till she cries
by chrisp13 April 30, 2021
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Champion Christian School

Absolute hell. A shitshow full of druggies racists and peril officers. Everyone there hates anyone of color and makes sure to ignore any real issues.
Champion Christian School is the worst place on Earth.
by FRB1GG1E November 20, 2021
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Christian's 4-2 Rule

A debate rule which goes as follows:
At the average 6 round tournament, you should expect to lose two rounds. One of these rounds will be against a team that kicks the shit out of you, and the other will be a slip up. The four other rounds are won.
Wayzata: Christian's 4-2 Rule holds true once again at the NDF tournament
Vaskez: told you!
by ccans July 26, 2021
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christian

He's the best friend you can ever have he 's not a mandolin like some of his friends you definitely want to be his friend he 's handsome
Christian is the real nigga
by pendejon November 21, 2016
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Christian

Christians are one of the most dirty minded ever but are overall the most sweet caring funny person in the world. Christians normally have brown hair and brown eyes. they love anime. they are very good at drawing and is also a hopeless romantic. this guy has had over 7 girlfriends already but what he dosnt know that the one he truely loves is right infront of him. so if you have a christian in your life hold on to him because at bad times he will always be there for you.
if you have a Christian in your life hold on to him
by mapmapmap January 21, 2022
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Christian

Gay. Or gae. They always deny it, but that doesn’t stop the gayness.
Christian: “My thighs hurt
Me: “because you’re gay
by LeiAddison March 1, 2020
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