knob cheek

The act of slapping ones unerected penis against another person's face cheek.

Person A - As payback for punching me i'm going to knob cheek you endlessly until you can't feel your face.
Person B - No NO NOOOOOO

by mentaljon November 9, 2010

ass cheek

Also known as butt cheek or gluteus maximus to some, an ass cheek is just a way to refer to the cheeks of your ass while getting to say ass.

That shit was so big that it hurt my ass cheeks on the way out.

by Jake March 5, 2005

chech

To cry while masturbating and using the tears as lubricants.

I was so upset I went home and cheched myself to sleep.

by Anthony Dippolito August 21, 2007

cheek chillers

Assless chaps.Worn with nothing underneath. Origin from "Son Inlaw" with Pauly Shore

Do not have an example

by joe blow May 13, 2005

mac n chack

A way of saying mac n cheese to boost your level of cool. People with little to no coolness will say "macaroni and cheese," those with average coolness will say "mac n cheese," and those who are overwhelmingly badass will say "mac n chack." Best if repeated several times.

A: oh, what should I have for dinner?
B: mac n chack! mac n chack!

A: Hey, dude, you forgot to clean the dishes... could you maybe-
B: mac n chack! mac n chack!
A: you know what? You are so cool for saying macaroni and cheese that way that I will do the dishes for you.
B: hell yeah, mac n chack.

A: Man, I've used all my moves on her, but she hasn't bit. I'm starting to get a litle worried.
B: well, have you cooked for her?
A: well, yeah, I mean, yesterday I made homemade mac n cheese for her, and-
B: see, theres your problem
A: what?
B: You're calling it mac n cheese. You'll get some for sure if you call it mac n chack
A: oh, hey, thanks man!

by Brigette April 20, 2008

cheek spreader

An injury that occurs while landing a skateboard trick with one foot on the ground and the other on a skateboard that is still moving at a high rate of speed. The results are extremely painfull.

That kid was trying a tre flip down that four set and busted a cheek spreader.

by freestyle dave July 7, 2005

my left ass cheek

A-Half-hearted response to a question that isn't important.

B-Sarcastic response to a serious question.

C-The answer given when asked a question you don't know the answer to. Ususally spoken as a question.

Example for def. A-

Person A- "What are you doing tonight?"
Person B- "My left ass cheek."

Example for def. B-

A- "Where did my purse/keys/wallet go?"
B- "My left ass cheek."

Example for def. C-

A- "Billy, what is the Capital of Zimbabwe?"
b "My left ass cheek?"

by resisdisciple May 18, 2006