bob dylan

One of the most influential poets and musicians of the 20th century. His songs are characterized by his signature harmonica and raspy voice. His lyrics are brilliant and his music is moving.

Bob Dylan is sexy.
bob Dylan is better than you.

by Morganster January 19, 2008

Bob Hope Spot

A term used when one receives a close parking spot that is not handicapped. Bob Hope was an old man, but not worthy of said handicapped spot, resulting in him attempting to get the closest spot possible. Can be altered with the addition of relatives (i.e. aunt, niece) to describe further spots.

"Yes! I've got a Bob hope spot!"

"Wow. This is Bob Hope's uncle's granddaughter's spot!"

by SweZz845 August 18, 2006

Bobbing for Donkey Apples

While having anal intercourse with your partner in a gas station bathroom, your partner bobs for the turds in the toilet that you have recently left for them.

Jane and I were at the AMPM yesterday and I made that bitch go bobbing for donkey apples.

by CHANCE916 May 19, 2006

two-bob spot

A wet spot seen on the exterior of a man's trousers after he has urinated but not adequately shaken or wiped his penis, leading to an after-pee soiling of the nearby clothing. The size of the spot usually being reminiscent of a two-shilling, or "two-bob" coin used in pre-decimalised Australia and UK.

Hey Knackers, did you forget to give your cock a good shake after your snakes hiss? You've got a cracking two-bob spot on the front of your dacks there.

by clemstar January 13, 2016

your coworker Bob

The person Urban Dictionary always wants you to buy stuff for.

Urban Dictionary: hEy, bUy A mUg FoR yOuR cOwOrKeR bOb
Me: no u

by mrkia August 6, 2020

This Is Bob (2021 Ver.)

░░░░░███████ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ Bob is building an army.
▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂ This tank & Bob are against

█████████████████ ☻ removing the dislike button
Il███████████████████... ▌︻╦╤─ Copy and Paste this all over
◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤.... / \ YouTube if you are with us

It's starting all over again... Even 13 years later

Context: In 2008 people were angry because youtube required you to get a google+ account to comment on youtube and they started spamming this on comments.

Someone will post this on a youtube video. ANY video

This is bob (2021 Ver.)

by mojo3 December 14, 2021

Jay And Silent Bob

Whenever you find the person who was talking shit about you online and you meet them irl to to give them the hands

Guy 1: Aye, you hear about Tom?
Guy 2: Naw, what happened?
Guy 1: Some dude was trolling him on FB. And he got his address.
Guy 2: Damn, he's gonna get that Jay And Silent Bob....

by TreyGanzCCG June 12, 2018