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Asshole Reading

"Asshole reading, or Asshole Readings" though it may sound unconventional, is a form of psychic reading that has gained recognition within certain circles of the psychic community. In this practice, the psychic focuses on interpreting the wrinkles and features present in the private area of the client.
Usage:
"I can't believe asshole reading is an actual thing now. People are getting their private areas examined by psychics for insights into their lives."
"Urban Dictionary has a definition for asshole reading? That's wild!"
"I'm not sure if I believe in asshole reading, but it's definitely an interesting concept."
by UnknownPersonell February 7, 2024
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Asshole couple

A couple that is glued together at the lips at all times creating a long tube anus to anus.
The annoying couple was deemed an asshole couple when they kissed non-stop pissing everyone off.
by Bruins mallow September 8, 2015
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A man who acts like a fucking bitch; a pussy ass bitch; a little baby ass bitch; a fagget ass bitch; and a dick fucking, ass munching and cock sucking bitch too all at the same exact time.
I'm single now anyways. And I'm about to blast it all over fucking Facebook. Because fuck this fagget ass fucking pussy ass fucking cock sucking dick fucking asshole munching little baby ass fucking punk ass little bitch.
by Alphas Sin December 24, 2025
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twidle my asshole hairs

This is when you use a twiser to remove your asshole hairs.
by ladybird234 February 27, 2024
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Asshole

Donald Trump has killed over 160,000 people in America. He is such an asshole.
by Coroanaviruz July 17, 2020
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Asshole Throne

The middle toilet in a three+ stall restroom,

especially if all other toilets are vacant when you arrive and that seat is still chosen.
Habitual users of the Asshole Throne are known as Poopmongers, those who spread the good news of the Gospel of Stank
I had to take a massive Trump so I chose the Asshole Throne, it seemed appropriate, now they all will have to smell my filth! I HAVE BECOME THE POOPMONGER! Rejoice in the good news of the Gospel of Stank!
by Lord Touchdown November 24, 2020
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Bleached asshole

Bleached asshole is a term used to describe a rude, angry person who tries to convince others that they are actually nice or better than others.

Sort of like a fake bitch.
Can you believe the way she treats people? She yells and acts morally superior. She’s just a bleached asshole and I hope no one falls for her play.
by She is Petroff February 14, 2024
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