Alabama squid

Alabama squid is when during sex you put black powder up your ass and fart on the other person's face

Guy 1: "Yo I heard Duncan's girl broke up with him last week"

Guy 2: "oh yeah she caught him hitting a bitch with the Alabama squid

by Bigddunkan January 26, 2023

Alabalabululululababababa

The noise the monkey makes when you call him on the app "Baby phone".

when my son called 911 on baby phone, he was greeted with "alabalabululululababababa".

by 78angel February 6, 2023

alabama wetnap

When you blow your nose in toilet paper then wipe you ass with it.

I was out of wet naps, so I blew my nose in to the toliet paper, to make an Alabama wetnap, and wiped my ass with it.

by Right-handedbatter! February 13, 2023

Alabama sleigh ride

When you’re out on a family snow-cation with your cousins, and slide it in behind the fishing shack.

“Sharice and I went out to our Igloo for an ol’ Alabama sleigh ride”

by Biggg C February 26, 2023

Alabama time capsule

When a male family member, belonging to the older generation (father/grandfather), ejaculates inside a female member of the same family, and then a family member belonging to a youger generation (son/daughter) feasts on the semen.

Mom: Im working overtime i cant be on the family reunion.
Daughter: Oh, thats unfortunate. I was really hoping we were gonna do an ALABAMA TIME CAPSULE tonight.

by IeatHDMIcables March 6, 2023

Alabamas Cousin Treatment

The act of dickin' down your first cousin.

"Dude, I just gave my cousin the alabamas cousin treatment!"

by Von Hitla March 8, 2023

Alabama

incest

y/n: "i just got back from alabama"
m/n: "you fucked your cousin?"

by kewlbeanzzzz March 9, 2023