nasty turkey

When you are fucking a girl doggy style and you stick your thumb in her ass and wiggle your fingers luke turkey feathers.

I tipped this waitress well by giving her a nasty turkey in the parking lot.

by John Rosemont-Pamo December 17, 2023

Pain Turkey

A medical patient who is believed to be faking their pain.

That patient is such a pain turkey, they are just here to get attention, painkillers, or both.

by Narwhal1758 September 11, 2023

Rotten Turkey

What my farts smell like

My friend came in my room and said the room smells like rotten turkey as I've been farting

by UltimateDoge December 22, 2022

Turkey Licker

Someone who licks turkeys

Dude, you're such a Turkey Licker

by Ass Turkey April 03, 2018

catching the crazy turkey

Having sex

They were catching the crazy turkey last night

by Qmandogawesome December 13, 2014

Catching The Crazy Turkey

Gobbling like a turkey during sex

He was catching the crazy turkey from her last night

by WolfenLucifer December 13, 2014

Catching the Crazy Turkey

Sleeping in your significant other's bed & having kinky, messed up sex

"You've been over there catching the crazy turkey with Lindsay again, haven't you?"

by 19Parsons92 December 13, 2014