hit by a pie truck

used to illiterate something completely unexpected or improbable happening.

"i am the only one who knows how this works so let me tell you in case i get hit by a pie truck"

by cadyc April 24, 2006

Pie Plate Nipples

Huge areolas that seem to cover almost the entire surface area of the breast.

Whoa! That chick's got pie plate nipples! They're huge!

by B.C. Ericks July 27, 2010

Prune pie

The cunt of a very old woman. Something most men don't want anything to do with unless it's some old man.

Take it back I don't like prune pie!

by Deep blue 2012 December 31, 2009

boston cream pie

when a man ejaculates inside a womans vagina and the woman rubs her vagina on the mans face

last night barry's mom boston cream pied my face

by chanpete56 February 25, 2010

Alabama Pot Pie

A variation of the Alabama Hot Pocket, but instead of it being a solid turd, it is diarreah.

Holy shit dude, she let you give her a Alabama Pot Pie ???

by LIQADIQ February 17, 2010

dingle berry pie

When a man poops into a woman's vagina for his or her own pleasure.

Steve was so obsessed with defecation... when he and Lauren finally got it on, he gave her a dingle berry pie.

by EthanG October 13, 2004

pie face

when you are walking along and you forget the name of your friend you replace their name with pie face.

friend1: did ya hear about ...errr pie face, she ate a whole apple in one bite!!!
friend2: oh cool wish i was just like ummm...pie face!!

by voldy555 January 22, 2012