Watering the turkey

To go to the bathroom/toilet

Hold on Bob I just have to go water the turkey.

Jessica is just watering the turkey, she will be with you soon.

by Buzzyb33 July 31, 2017

Hungarian Turkey Slicer

A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.

Me and my friend both did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer yesterday.

by anonymous December 6, 2024

My turkey

When you're in public and you want to say my nigga but cant cause you're white.

- "next"
-total is $6.66
"Thats my favorite number my turkey"

by MissHell666 March 24, 2022

Turkey

Someone that’s a hoe, thot, or slut

Nah real shit tho dummy she a turkey forreal

by Woeedumbass October 30, 2020

Catching the Crazy Turkey

To fornicate; to have sex

Michael was catching the crazy turkey with Lindsay in Minecraft Ep. 133.

by tcamack December 13, 2014

national save a turkey day

November 23rd your supposed to save a turkey in your dreams

i saved a turkey from a dragon on national save a turkey day

by gn dhncgnb November 22, 2020

Turkeys

Another term for a group of Brazilians.

I heard a flock of turkeys going gobble gobble gobble. Then I realized it was a group of people. (Brazilians)

by anonymous August 1, 2021