short

Chris Cruz

omg, hes so short, he must be chris cruz!

by Bruhitsss.aryyyy September 12, 2020

Youtube shorts

The most brainrotted, unreal people watch. They can't even form sentences properly and find anything 'frickin tuff'

Person 1: Youtube shorts is brainrotted and stupid
Youtube shorts watcher: BOII WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT YOUTUBE SHORTS, PACKGOD, RAPE HIM!

by Name_1 April 13, 2025

fuck shorts

Fuck shorts are the comfortable, loose shorts you wear before, during or after fucking
Although ideal for fucking, these can be worn whenever for comfort and are perfect for the morning after a night of hot sex.

"This morning I saw Imran wearing fuck shorts...I know what he was up to last night!"

1: "Rufus, your nuts are hanging out of your shorts"
2: "They're not just shorts, they're fuck shorts"

"Wait, isn't that guy a virgin? Why's he wearing fuck shorts?"
"They aren't just for fucking, Ben."

by Ol' mate March 6, 2019

cracks my shorts

When a guy spots a beautiful woman and he starts to get an erection so his penis pokes thru the hole in front of his underwear.

"Oh wow. She was is so sexy, she cracks my shorts".

by Square head April 30, 2012

Cooper Short

he"s got a big masive cock and balls

I wish I was like Cooper Short.

by pondum888 October 7, 2022

throw short people day

throw short people day is march 7

on throw short people day you should throw your short friend's

by SomeGuyWithWordKnowledge March 1, 2023

salad shorts

When you use lettuce for shorts

Man 1: “ you like my salad shorts?”

Man 2: “How are you? Get out of my house!?!”

by AkumasAss March 4, 2019