Short Position Complex

The Fear That You Fucked up when you took a Short position against AMC Theaters and now wish you were Long.
Hedgies have Short Position Complex because they thought my beloved AMC Theaters stock price was going to be driven down to Zero.
by SilverBack the one and only January 13, 2022
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Shit & Shorts

Verb - to watch short videos on social media while simultaneously sitting on the toilet & taking a shit

Origin - during times print media was prevalent , a shit & shorts was formerly equivalent to reader’s digesting, or taking a national geographic no. 2 , or otherwise to read a magazine while pooping 💩. The term evolved once the era of “tik-tok” had taken the world by storm, giving birth to a generation built on a “fake it till’ you make it” foundation and shared mindset
How long you going to be in there restroom bruh? You take long ass shit & shorts.

Shit & Shorts will make people forget to wipe their asses not realizing how much time when by on the toilet.

Sometimes at work , shit & shorts in the bathroom will the pass time.
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Short-Traurig

A short but intense sad mood, due to a combination of insecurities and extreme events
I can’t right now, I’m experiencing a Short-Traurig
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short slight

when most of the media’s coverage about people of above average height is more negative than those of below average height.
The short slight made most rich people be of below average height because of the public’s perception of them.
by Coop Dupe January 24, 2020
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punch in the shorts

For a girl being bitchy or cranky to get off or cum from sex
"That girl needs a good punch in the shorts if ya know what I mean"
by The SKammer March 14, 2017
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Short-Term memory zone

When someone is so insignificant, you erase all memory of them immediately.
Friend: "Who was that guy you were talking to?'
Me: "Who?"
Friend: "Oof, that guy got short-term memory zoned!"
by Hyacinthus July 12, 2022
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