stanley cup

an overrated item for 5 year olds.

person 1 : omg is that a stanley cup?!

person 2 : yeah. and since you don't have one we can't be friends. i'm going to be friends with people who actually have stanleys at the playground.

by kaylakaakakakakakakoak0soj1qni February 28, 2024

Whiteboard Tornado Cup

A Japanese Country Band that emerged in late 2011. Their hit singles include "Lemonade Tears", "Punishment Pie", and "Cow Prophet Generator". They sound like a cross between Garth Brooks and Takkyu Ishino.

Young Lad: Have you listened to Whiteboard Tornado Cup?

Old Lad: Yeah man, it's like listening to Hello Kitty fighting Woody from Toystory.

by MuppetPastor November 6, 2011

last cup

a duration of time where the duration is unspecified

I’ll be back soon 1 last cup

by shfrzbck January 23, 2021

holding a cup

you don't need bitches. because Allah SWT said no. muslimah should be 🥇

Nice brother you're holding a cup

by Subhanallah brother December 16, 2022

Cup of Ham

The correct unit for measuring ham.

Maddie - "I'm so full, I ate like four cups of ham at dinner. How many cups of ham did you eat?"

Ian - "I only ate about one cup of ham."

by Evil Monkey 651 December 27, 2011

club woke cup

an alternate saying for the Club World Cup, a football tournament organised by FIFA.

it’s a woke competition…it’s the club woke cup.

by ForestLion June 14, 2025

Bell Cup

A device used to insert the tip of your penis when an occurance of burning is experienced.

Real world example: A memeber of your family has placed a timer based airfreshener ontop of the toilet tank. During a 3am piss this goes off onto you exposed penis causing a sudden burning sensations. In an effort to stop such burning you use a cup filled with water to place the tip of your penis. Hence known as a bell cup.

by f33rf1y February 9, 2012