Garlic Bread

1) Best food you will have in your entire miserable life
2) God
3) For some reason, the official asexual food

1) Yo, this garlic bread hits harder than a 2023 Chevrolet Silverado 1500 RST!
2) Garlic Bread is what we worship
3) I have no fucking idea what to put. The ace people decided garlic bread is their food now, I guess.

by iJustWannaGoZzzzzz December 24, 2022

Bread Jesus

A man born from Glutensgard that gives bread to the peasents. He is very powerful, and is a CFT Legend. He is the founder of Yeastianity. h t t p s : / / w w w . y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v = 3 n u l w J n T A M Q.

Peasent: "Yooooooooo, it's Bread Jesus! Thank you Bread Jesus from the generous gift of the bread."
Bread Jesus: "np"

by GANDU by Bad Lee Rix January 1, 2023

Bread

Imagine cake, but not.

friend 1: "hey dude, wanna go eat some cake???"
friend 2: "no dude, ill stick to bread"

by SHATTERING January 4, 2023

bread

bread is cool, bread is awesome, bred is life

¨I LOVE BREAD¨ - me
¨this definition looks like it was written by bread¨ - someone
they were found dead five minutes later

by sentientbread January 6, 2023

Splitting the bread

Splitting the profits accordingly to the workload put in.

Gerald considered lightly that we will be splitting the bread.

by Im diamond in brawlhalla August 30, 2023

Gaz Barlic Bread

A strange portmanteau of ‘Garlic Bread’ and the singer/ songwriter from the 90’s boyband Take That: Gary Barlow

Have you hear that Paddington new song? It’s written and sung by Gaz Barlic bread

by Momogoslow August 31, 2023

Teleported Bread

That sneaky little bread that soldier teleported from Team Fortress 2.

That Teleported Bread is a goner!

by SoldierTF2 September 22, 2023