Wood Roaster

The result of using deep heat as lubricant on a skyn condom and dealing with the molten latex mess.

Whilst looking through the console of my brothers vehicle I found a tube of deep heat and a packet of condoms together.
It was at the point I realised the sick fucker was into the wood roaster.

by Zuckerfuker July 16, 2022

chop wood carry water

Chop Wood Carry Water means to do the things you need to do to achieve your aim. Hardwork, labour, persistent all muffled together over a long period of time, will result into goals achieved. It's the name of a book tho.

Chop Wood Carry Water man. It's not going to get any easier.

by Brainydaps January 13, 2023

wood locked

When you get a boner at your desk and cannot get up.

I totally got wood locked after looking at naked pics of your mom.

by Medfordscum January 31, 2017

ricky woods

short man with anger issues from Felixstowe. most lovable guy though.

Ricky Woods is angry again!

by Julienneharbor May 23, 2023

ben woods

Full time dwarf generally under 5ft and is crusty

Ben woods you know

by Jason Fay 1992 November 22, 2019

abby woods

Means there family is very strong and is even at hard times.abby woods is a Achiever and will achieve anything she/he wants to and her family for sure races. Dang I wish Abby woods was in my family

I wish Abby woods was my name!

by @dolantins.com May 24, 2018

Bullers Wood

Bullers Wood is a great school for all the intelligent and leng people in the world. It is a rich area and is strongly underrated.

Linda loves Bullers Wood school she has so much fun while learning.

by CouCran980 January 2, 2021