AJ: Yeah, so I was playing GTA San Andreas and I decided to kill seven cops, steal an ambulance and then drive it off a cliff with the lights and sirens going.
Mitch: Holy fuck.
AJ: Yeah, it was pretty Beast Wars.
Mitch: Holy fuck.
AJ: Yeah, it was pretty Beast Wars.
by yourmomisawhore September 11, 2006
The Internet Civil War started with Zoe Quinn when she released Depression Quest on Steam August 11 2014. A few days later shots where fired by her ex boyfriend by reviling that she was receiving positive coverage from a journalist with whom she was in a relationship. That when Quinn declared war on her ex. The group called GamerGate gave help to the ex to stop Quinn forcing her ideology that when The Left went to war with them.
The Left knew The Right might attack so they crossed the neutral Youtube which pissed off Google so Google joined the war to stop The Left from getting any closer to The Right.
By June, The Internet was divided into two parts The Feminist Powers and The Fedora Powers.
By 2015 while the Civil War was going on the elections of 2016 started. When Trump was looked like he was about to win the RNC, The Feminist Powers tried to cause a coup to overthrow the male lead United Nation with Quinn asking the U.N. to create a censorship group to stop 'cyber-bulling'
THANKFULLY THE COUP FAILED THANK GOD
To this day the dying feminist still have a small amount of power in the U.N.
If that wasn't enough The Left attacked Women Against Feminism this pissed off WAF so hard that they went to war with The Left on the spot.
This war is still going and the war seems to be cooling down and the Left looks like they are about to win but if WAF joins the Fedoras the Left will fall
The Left knew The Right might attack so they crossed the neutral Youtube which pissed off Google so Google joined the war to stop The Left from getting any closer to The Right.
By June, The Internet was divided into two parts The Feminist Powers and The Fedora Powers.
By 2015 while the Civil War was going on the elections of 2016 started. When Trump was looked like he was about to win the RNC, The Feminist Powers tried to cause a coup to overthrow the male lead United Nation with Quinn asking the U.N. to create a censorship group to stop 'cyber-bulling'
THANKFULLY THE COUP FAILED THANK GOD
To this day the dying feminist still have a small amount of power in the U.N.
If that wasn't enough The Left attacked Women Against Feminism this pissed off WAF so hard that they went to war with The Left on the spot.
This war is still going and the war seems to be cooling down and the Left looks like they are about to win but if WAF joins the Fedoras the Left will fall
9GAGER : Oh my GOD, THOSE FEMINAZIS LOOK LIKE THEY'RE GOING TO CENSOR US , BRO!
4CHANER: JUST HANG ON THERE BRO, JUST KEEP YOUR FAITH ON GENERAL DUKE UNIVERSITY , WE WILL TAKE THIS NAZIS OUT OF CHANIA
8CHANER: GUYS THE SAFE SPACE AIR FORCE IS COMING
4CHANER: GET YOU'RE TRIGGER POST READY, LET'S WIN THE INTERNET CIVIL WAR
4CHANER: JUST HANG ON THERE BRO, JUST KEEP YOUR FAITH ON GENERAL DUKE UNIVERSITY , WE WILL TAKE THIS NAZIS OUT OF CHANIA
8CHANER: GUYS THE SAFE SPACE AIR FORCE IS COMING
4CHANER: GET YOU'RE TRIGGER POST READY, LET'S WIN THE INTERNET CIVIL WAR
by The Letter X December 27, 2016
A war that was fought between all major European powers from 1701–1714. At the time, the Hapsburg Dynasty. Because the Hapsburgs wanted to keep power, the frequently in-bred with each other in addition to marrying members of other monarchies, such as France. Well, all this in-breeding resulted in Charles II, a king who was mentally retarded and couldn't have children. Since he didn't have a kid and the families had all inter-married, a bunch of people from other kingdoms started claiming the throne. A war broke with France and Spain fighting The Holy Roman Empire, Britain, Prussia, and a bunch of other countries. In the end, Louis XIV's grandson became King of Spain under the condition that he no longer had a claim to the French throne.
"What do you get when you mix a Spanish retard with a bunch of whiny French people?"
The War of Spanish Succession
The War of Spanish Succession
by Adamantium69 June 19, 2008
An awesome addition to the Star Wars EU, which fake fans hate because they blame it for ending the Clone Wars and want to hate anything new added to the EU.
Man, I can't believe you watch that Disneyfied kiddy show, Star Wars Rebels! It will ruin the franchise!
We are talking about the same show that had the main villain of the first season commit suicide, blinded the main mentor in the second season, and brought Thrawn back into canon in the third resulting in the destruction of everything the heroes had worked for?
We are talking about the same show that had the main villain of the first season commit suicide, blinded the main mentor in the second season, and brought Thrawn back into canon in the third resulting in the destruction of everything the heroes had worked for?
by RUHLSAR000 April 20, 2017
marvel civil war is a comic series that is kicking arse this year. Super Heroes are battling each other and having to chose sides over the mutant registration act. Iron Man and Captain America the "captains" of both sides as well as many other heroes. Several have already died and Spider-Man did something that has made horrible consiquences. Thor is comming in too
Dude: Have you heard of Marvel Civil War?
Me: Duh, dude go out and buy some effing comics about it then we can talk
Dude: Im on it
Me: Duh, dude go out and buy some effing comics about it then we can talk
Dude: Im on it
by Spidey Alex July 27, 2006
An obsessed basement dweller that loves all things star wars beyond the point of reason. This person will tell everyone how all things starwars are the "best:
Movies
Music
TV
Cartoons
Games
or any other media that Lucas brands his crap to. They will then spend their entire lives flooding the internet and telling you why whatever you like sucks because it is not StarWars using overly researched nerd facts from books.
*usually if not always a virgin
Movies
Music
TV
Cartoons
Games
or any other media that Lucas brands his crap to. They will then spend their entire lives flooding the internet and telling you why whatever you like sucks because it is not StarWars using overly researched nerd facts from books.
*usually if not always a virgin
Johnny the "Star Wars Fag*" thinks the Clone Wars should be the oscar winner for best picture, best sound , best music, best actor, best foreign film, best musical, best drama, best comedy, best actor, best actress, best supporting actor, best supporting actress, best sfx, best director, best editing...etc....
by starwars sucks January 29, 2009
A war lasting from 1914 to 1918 between two groups of allied countries, the Allied and the Central Powers.
Important Allied Powers:
The British Empire
France
Russia (Until 1917)
United States (After 1917)
Important Central Powers:
Germany
Austria
The Ottoman Empire
This unfortunate conflict led to the deaths of millions of men on each side, nearly an entire generation wiped out. Entire classes of schoolboys signed up and died together.
Important Allied Powers:
The British Empire
France
Russia (Until 1917)
United States (After 1917)
Important Central Powers:
Germany
Austria
The Ottoman Empire
This unfortunate conflict led to the deaths of millions of men on each side, nearly an entire generation wiped out. Entire classes of schoolboys signed up and died together.
The fighting parties at that time - Spring 1917 - were ready for peace when America entered. The 1916 disasters of Jutland, Verdun and Somme had taken most, if not all, of the fighting spirit out of Germany, Britain and France. There had been already several peace-proposals from German and Austrian sides and there were attempts at mediation going on by neutral Danish, Swedish and even American negotiators. Peace at that moment would have saved over one million British, French, American, and other lives. But because the United States suddenly wanted their share of the war all peace-talk became useless.
by Rado February 06, 2005